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THE DEAF ITALIAN BOOKKEEPER
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he brings along his lawyer who happens to do sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again and if he doesn't tell me, I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs, "OK, OK! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says screw you, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger . . . "
Don't we just love lawyers?
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he brings along his lawyer who happens to do sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again and if he doesn't tell me, I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs, "OK, OK! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says screw you, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger . . . "
Don't we just love lawyers?
