The HOOKER And The IMMIGRANT!!!

[bm02tj]

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,
"Do you do immigrant style?
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No," she says.

So finally he says,
"OK, I pay $1,000 to Do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.
How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
"Hey, I was expecting something
perverted and disgusting.
But that was OK. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."


AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER,
IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
ARE DOING TO US!
Screwing us and
we pay.

 

[cudajunction]

Amen

 

[coronet68mx]

Post it in the political forum you can talk all the crap you want there besides is not funny.

 

[coronet68mx]

And so far we don't make jokes of this do we ?

 

[WileE]

And so far we don't make jokes of this do we ?

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Ok, let's hear the joke.

 

[Bb70charger500]

It's freaking funny! I don't care who you are !

 

[Kern Dog]

I know that not all immigrants are leeches. My Father in Law came here from Iraq in the mid 60s. He was College educated and escaping an oppressive and corrupt government. Personally, I welcome an immigrant that brings something of value to the country. The father In Law assimilated, improved his already impressive English skills and has never had any trouble with the law.
The joke above was just that.....a joke and surely is not meant to express that all immigrants are bad.

 

[Bb70charger500]

There's also a very important word in there it says illegal ! So if your not leagal you better pack your freaking bags this isn't a free ride ! You had many opportunities to become leagal but failed to do so ,time to leave!

 

[Kern Dog]

Ok, let's hear the joke.

Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy both got rich making jokes about rednecks.

 

[Bb70charger500]

I've been called a red neck many a time I don't really care it's just words I'm 31 and can get passed it there's grown "adults" that will cry about anything!!!

Hell at one time I was deemed king of the red necks
It was more impressive with the 44" tires under it but the car could already be seen over the fence so at the house the small tires stayed on !

 

[JB400]

Post it in the political forum you can talk all the crap you want there besides is not funny.

I agree that it wasn't really all that funny, but did remember to smile.

 

[BeeKool]

Post it in the political forum you can talk all the crap you want there besides is not funny.

How is this offensive towards you?
In no way does this insult you, your not an illegal.
In America we have this thing called "free speech".
We can make fun of illegals, we can make fun of the president, we can make fun of your president. Free speech is a beautiful thing.

I'm a farmer and your picture doesn't offend me, it's funny. Partially because there's a grain of truth to it, just like there's truth to taxpayers getting hosed by illegals and anybody else who pays no taxes.
Anyway, your thin skinned. Lighten up a bit.

 

[Brandy]

And so far we don't make jokes of this do we ?

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Yup, he's pretty funny lookin...is this you?

 

[coronet68mx]

Yup, he's pretty funny lookin...is this you?

I thought it was you

 

[Brandy]

I thought it was you

nawww...I have better teeth....lol.

 

[coronet68mx]

I have better hair am not that fat and I don't wear hat hey maybe he is your brother or some relative lol

 

[Brandy]

I have better hair am not that fat and I don't wear hat hey maybe he is your brother or some relative lol

Nope, my 4 brothers are thin and have no hair, and none are farmers. The point is, anything can be used as satire. Even Mexicans. Get over it.

 

[coronet68mx]

How is this offensive towards you?
In no way does this insult you, your not an illegal.
In America we have this thing called "free speech".
We can make fun of illegals, we can make fun of the president, we can make fun of your president. Free speech is a beautiful thing.

I'm a farmer and your picture doesn't offend me, it's funny. Partially because there's a grain of truth to it, just like there's truth to taxpayers getting hosed by illegals and anybody else who pays no taxes.
Anyway, your thin skinned. Lighten up a bit.

Here we go again first of all this doesn't offend me ( the "joke") what I don't like is the stereotyping of the Mexican I am not an illegal but you say you have freedom of speech ok do I ever said something against not to post it ? No, what I said is post it in another forum like I've seen it many times before, you people are the light skinned because I have the right to disagree or reply to what I don't like without getting insulted

 

[coronet68mx]

Nope, my 4 brothers are thin and have no hair, and none are farmers. The point is, anything can be used as satire. Even Mexicans. Get over it.

The same to you my friend

 

[Brandy]

The same to you my friend

I have nothing to get over, make fun of whatever you want.