The Kitchen

[coronet500]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he burst into the kitchen.

'Careful, 'he cried, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! you're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my word! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? they're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him in amazement, 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

 

[Xp29h]

:sSig_lol3:

 

[coronet340]

I'm sending that to my wife!

"And that's when the fight started"

 

[coronet500]

Must be too close to home!

 

[Riverdawg]

LOL.... and I agree with coronet340

 

[george68hemirr]

Wow....is that true or what

 

[67440chrg]

Good one

 

[mr. b]

good one very funny

 

[satman72]

I told that joke to my wife. She hit me!!!

 

[coronet340]

I told that joke to my wife. She hit me!!!

Thats why I told mine over the phone. lol

 

[satman72]

I'm not sure why exactly, but I'm not getting any tonight. :brainfart:

You'd think that after 29yrs of marriage I would learn.

 

[A383Wing]

I'm not sure why exactly, but I'm not getting any tonight. :brainfart:

You'd think that after 29yrs of marriage I would learn.

almost 40 years here...it's too late for me anymore

 

[coronet500]

almost 40 years here...it's too late for me anymore

Me too!

 

[snakeyes]

I told my wife that and she threw a book at me ,she must be feeling a lot better now .:headbang:

 

[Budnicks]

Lol

too funny, I remember that somewhat, I've been fortunate to have mellow women relationships in my life, but my sisters & mother were allot like the inferences are...