The Lone Ranger and Tonto

[MarPar]

Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent.

 

[Meep-Meep]

I know this one!! I even told it to some Russian buddies (in Russian) and they were rolling. Only thing is the rolls were reversed when I first saw it. This must be the politically correct version so as not to offend the Indians.

 

[Budnicks]

That was funny...

 

[440roadrunner]

The Lone Ranger, long since retired from active duty, was relaxing in his big armchair at his ranch, reading Tonto's memoirs, when he discovered that kemosabe means "horse's ***"

 

[Ron 73]

LOL, Funny stuff...