The Magic Green Hat

[Auggie56]

Visiting in South Western USA , I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the hat:

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But...don't try it at McDonald's…
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order

 

[polywideblock]

 

[kiwigtx]

Nice hat....I want one.

 

[GetX'd]

Now that's funny..... what's even funnier is here in LA it works a pretty much every business in town - be careful it's magic can get out of hand..... lol

 

[polywideblock]

I recon this one would work pretty well to

 

[Car Nut]

 

[747mopar]

That was a good one.

 

[conv67bdere]

I recon this one would work pretty well to

But, but . . . it's not green ? ! ?
( grin )