Satellite65
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A young couple gets married and moves into their first apartment. They decide to get a dog. The girl always dreamed of having one of those little Mexican Hairless dogs.
The young man, determined to make his young bride happy sets out to find one of these dogs. After countless days of searching and coming up empty handed he walks into the last pet shop. They don't have any Mexican Hairless dogs but he does notice a little Schnauzer pup peering through the bars of his cage. He's a cute little dog with a sweet disposition so he decides to take it home with him.
The girl falls in love with her new friend but she can't help longing for the smooth silky feel of those little Mexican Hairless dogs. One day, she gets a bright idea.
She walked on down to the local drug store and started looking at all the ladies hair removal products. She looks confused so the phamacist steps over to assist her. "Can I help you with something?" he says. "I'm looking for hair removal cream but I can't make up my mind. Which one do you recommend?" She says. He replies "Well, if you're looking for the very best, don't bother with any of that stuff on the shelf. I have a product behind the counter that's much better but I have to warn you, if you apply it to your legs you might not be able to wear a pair of jeans for about a week."
She replied "Oh, you silly. It's not for my legs. I'm gonna rub it all over my Schnauzer."
He exlaimed "No!! Don't do that, you won't be able to ride a bike for a month!!!"
The young man, determined to make his young bride happy sets out to find one of these dogs. After countless days of searching and coming up empty handed he walks into the last pet shop. They don't have any Mexican Hairless dogs but he does notice a little Schnauzer pup peering through the bars of his cage. He's a cute little dog with a sweet disposition so he decides to take it home with him.
The girl falls in love with her new friend but she can't help longing for the smooth silky feel of those little Mexican Hairless dogs. One day, she gets a bright idea.
She walked on down to the local drug store and started looking at all the ladies hair removal products. She looks confused so the phamacist steps over to assist her. "Can I help you with something?" he says. "I'm looking for hair removal cream but I can't make up my mind. Which one do you recommend?" She says. He replies "Well, if you're looking for the very best, don't bother with any of that stuff on the shelf. I have a product behind the counter that's much better but I have to warn you, if you apply it to your legs you might not be able to wear a pair of jeans for about a week."
She replied "Oh, you silly. It's not for my legs. I'm gonna rub it all over my Schnauzer."
He exlaimed "No!! Don't do that, you won't be able to ride a bike for a month!!!"
