satman72
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On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on.
She went to her husband, a retired marine and
asked, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and
said "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were
married." She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to
me that night?" He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said, Oh baby, I'm going
to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out." She
giggled and said "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years
later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?" He
looked her up and down and said, " Mission Accomplished."
wedding night and put it on.
She went to her husband, a retired marine and
asked, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and
said "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were
married." She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to
me that night?" He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said, Oh baby, I'm going
to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out." She
giggled and said "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years
later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?" He
looked her up and down and said, " Mission Accomplished."
