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The Perfect Dinner Date
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu; Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail. Lobster Patron. Dom Perignon Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job and a really hot piece of *** tonight."
I said "Would you care for dessert?"
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu; Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail. Lobster Patron. Dom Perignon Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job and a really hot piece of *** tonight."
I said "Would you care for dessert?"
