The Sheer Nightgown

[Auggie56]

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!

He never heard the shot.

Funeral this Thursday at Noon.

Closed coffin.

 

[oldbee]

I spit up my beer!!

 

[Xp29h]

Nice!!

 

[oldbee]

That reminds me of a co-worker when asked by the company owner's wife what he got for wife right after Christmas. He said nothing, she didn't use last years Christmas present--- a cemetery plot.

 

[GetX'd]

That's pretty good - I got a good laugh out of it...

 

[Brandy]

That reminds me of a co-worker when asked by the company owner's wife what he got for wife right after Christmas. He said nothing, she didn't use last years Christmas present--- a cemetery plot.

that's an old joke my father in law used to say...

 

[oldbee]

Ghost there are no new jokes, just recycling old ones. Can't remember 90% of what I heard over the years!

 

[Brandy]

Ghost there are no new jokes, just recycling old ones. Can't remember 90% of what I heard over the years!

With TBI I cant remember what got said just now....lol.

 

[Bobo]

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!

He never heard the shot.

Funeral this Thursday at Noon.

Closed coffin.

good one !

 

[not so famous bob]

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!

He never heard the shot.

Funeral this Thursday at Noon.

Closed coffin.

---------------LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!