Things you should never do when you're lit

[Budnicks]

seems like some here 'are lit' now...

 

[Budnicks]

I rarely ever drink anymore, let alone get hammered/drunk/LIT
too much stuff going on to worry about now

But;
hand shoveling snow on an icy driveway

did it once, it wasn't pretty
but someone had to do it, so the ol' lady could get/drive in the garage
she was entertained
watching me fall constantly, get right back up
& fall a few shovels later, again & again

 

[1STMP]

I noticed I just received my 2nd big red X.
Looks as though RSZ28 doesn't have a
sense of humor. I'm puzzeled.

 

[1967coronet]

I noticed I just received my 2nd big red X.
Looks as though RSZ28 doesn't have a
sense of humor. I'm puzzeled.

Chevy guys and sense of humor do not go together.
Anyway to the question.......
Do not, I repeat do not load a working wood stove when buck naked and lit,
This has been a public service anouncment.

 

[Geetex]

I noticed I just received my 2nd big red X.
Looks as though RSZ28 doesn't have a
sense of humor. I'm puzzeled.

Has to be accidental. More than one person on here says that it's easy to accidentally hit the dreaded red X if they're perusing the site on their phone.

 

[Geetex]

Chevy guys and sense of humor do not go together.

That's not true, you have to have a sense of humor to buy a Chevy

 

[Ron H]

I noticed I just received my 2nd big red X.
Looks as though RSZ28 doesn't have a
sense of humor. I'm puzzeled.

Well, as someone nicely coined, we have the drive-by red X r’s. They pop in and out without the courtesy to explain or tell ya you’re full a ****. lol

 

[1STMP]

"Do not, I repeat do not load a working wood stove when buck naked and lit,"

Sounds like very good advice. Hope you
had the wood split and ready to go.

 

[1STMP]

Has to be accidental. More than one person on here says that it's easy to accidentally hit the dreaded red X if they're perusing the site on their phone.

I noticed kiwigtx got one for his post also.
I'd like to think that these were a case of
phat fingers.

 

[Ron H]

"Do not, I repeat do not load a working wood stove when buck naked and lit,"

Sounds like very good advice. Hope you
had the wood split and ready to go.

Lol, I’ve had what felt like a burned pecker from over use and lack of start-up lubrication; but not from a wood stove. Regardless, I miss those days…and probably should leave it here..

 

[Charles Cook]

Don’t try laying pipe while lit. Posting for a friend.

 

[GetX'd]

Don’t try laying pipe while lit. Posting for a friend.

Depends what you refer to by “laying pipe”. There are several meanings that could be construed from that term. 1) Knocking off a piece with the lady. 2) You have to take a massive steaming dump. 3) Actually laying physical copper, iron, pcv or whatever else kind of pipe.

I would submit 1 and 2 are perfectly acceptable when lit, while 3 - I’ve never done it mind you - may not be.

 

[T2R9]

Give advice on here, LOL

 

[WileERobby]

I noticed I just received my 2nd big red X.
Looks as though RSZ28 doesn't have a
sense of humor. I'm puzzeled.

Here. Give him this and put it where the sun don't shine

 

[WileERobby]

Depends what you refer to by “laying pipe”. There are several meanings that could be construed from that term. 1) Knocking off a piece with the lady. 2) You have to take a massive steaming dump. 3) Actually laying physical copper, iron, pcv or whatever else kind of pipe.

I would submit 1 and 2 are perfectly acceptable when lit, while 3 - I’ve never done it mind you - may not be.

I nominate you for the Merriam-Webster award for idioms.

 

[khryslerkid]

Go grocery shopping.
Paint a room or anything else.
Ride a bike.
Change a light bulb, especially when a ladder is required.
Call your mother.
Cook on a gas stove.
Walk up or down stairs.
Go on the internet.
Take your dog for a walk.
Go scuba diving.
Install roofing shingles.
Prune a tree.
Siphon gas.
Operate power tools
Shovel snow.
Bake a cake.
Drink anymore.

 

[MarPar]

Tell her that you love her, before you know her name.