Things you shouldn't say to a pregnant woman

[Cranky]

Wow, you're huge!!
You havin twins??
Dayam, you look like you're about to domino!
Gee, you look like you're miserable....
Come in and sit down...I'll get ya an extra chair.
Are you eating for 3?
Will that pop if I poke it with a pin?
When is the wedding?
I bet you float better in a pool now...
It only gets worse....
Do you know who the daddy is?


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[moparstuart]

Lol

 

[69clone]

Wow, you're huge!!
You havin twins??
Dayam, you look like you're about to domino!
Gee, you look like you're miserable....
Come in and sit down...I'll get ya an extra chair.
Are you eating for 3?
Will that pop if I poke it with a pin?
When is the wedding?
I bet you float better in a pool now...
It only gets worse....
Do you know who the daddy is?


Feel free to add more

lmao nice, I just googled and found some more,

1. "Hey there, big mama!"

2. "My God, you're enormous! Are you sure you're not having twins?"

3. "Well, looks like the boob fairy has visited you!"

4. "Should you be eating that?"

5. You shouldn't be feeling so tired/cranky/insert-symptom-here. You're not that pregnant yet."

6. "So, are you still with the father?"

7. "How do you walk without falling forward?"

8. "Are you gonna get fixed after this one?"



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[Cranky]

U got my basketball under there??

 

[74Satellite]

"you look like a beached whale laying on the couch"

"Are you pregnant? I hope so cause geez"

 

[72Satellite440]

Never ask if shes pregnant without knowing for sure...Lol ..Met a friend of a friend and she wasnt impressed with that question-

 

[Deleted member 214]

Yell "Thar she blows!" when she walks into the room.

 

[ozonedepletion]

I will bear that all in mind…
although I do like her tits at the moment….
best enjoy them now I guess before they get all chewed up in September.
Pregnant chicks Fart a lot.

 

[69clone]

U got my basketball under there??

That would be funny especially if you were a security guard or cop, Ma'am we had a report of a basketball stolen do you have one under your shirt?

Then again a guy i know worked at walmart as a greeter and some lady walked out with a big tv under her shirt and the only give away was the power cord dragging behind her....

 

[deathcrew]

I once said to a very pregnant girl....bet you wished you swallowed.......yea it sure was a lot more funny in my head!ops::eusa_wall:

 

[yellowdartdave]

When you going on a diet ??? You sure look like you been packing on the pounds.