This is what happens when you live alone

[Richie]

Hi everybody:

So I'm going into Save On Foods to get my stuff for the day. I take a greecie old shopping bag that I had spare oil in out of the shop truck so I don't have to pay for another in the store. What I said in the store never hit me until I got back to the truck. After getting my stuff I come up to the girl at the counter and say " I guess you don't want to touch my greecie old bag do you"?..."No hun you can touch your greecie old bag yourself" So when all my stuff in it I give her a big smile and squeeze the bag all over. She gave me a weird kind of look. I went outside got to the truck..."OH ****!"

 

[RJ Squirrel]

It is getting increasingly difficult for me to find young girls who want to touch my old beanbag too.

 

[themechanic]

 

[Richie]

Just like the other time. I forgot to take my milk and a nice looking one said "Don't forget this or I might have to tackle you in the parking lot' "OH. That might be fun!" I said