This Woman! on trial for beating her husband to death!

[Sonny Black]

this woman

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

 

[polywideblock]

girls got rhythm

 

[MarPar]

LOL

 

[snakeyes]

good looking must of been a real *** hole

 

[Car Nut]

Too bad that wasn't Michelle Obama!

 

[PRND21]

There's got to be a joke about a G string in there somewhere... Anybody?

 

[khryslerkid]

There's got to be a joke about a G string in there somewhere... Anybody?

 

[Fran Blacker]

Instead of a fender or a Gibson she should have used a real axe.

 

[oldbee]

C'mon over to Ohio and beat on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's "ski" with a one-liner??

 

[kiwigtx]

String her up!!!

The husband must have been out of tune with her feelings.

 

[khryslerkid]

I guess he resides in the outer Stratos I fear...

 

[polywideblock]

String her up!!!

The husband must have been out of tune with her feelings.

must have been an electrifying experience for him

 

[kiwigtx]

must have been an electrifying experience for him

On what did the Court bass it's evidence?

 

[kiwigtx]

We should probably Tone it down some.....or we could Treble our efforts.

 

[kiwigtx]

This thread won't Amplify out of all proportion.

 

[Sonny Black]

Sonny thinks she was a Pickup!.....wow

 

[conv67bdere]

I think we need a little Les Paul about this accusation . . .

 

[Thunderlugs]

She got all Amped Up , now she will start Fretting about Prison Time! But it's by her own A-Cord!

 

[kiwigtx]

The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

Time in prison will end up being "Wasted days and wasted nights."