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Tiger and Shaq Team To Plug Oil Leak
Teddy Nimblewhite
Associated Press
Navarre,Fl.(AP)
Golfing legend Tiger Woods and NBA superstar Shaquille O' Neal have teamed
up to plug the disastrous gulf oil leak which is now the worst in american
history.
The two arrived late last night in O'Neal's private jet,the Pre-nup.
Woods' plane,the Damnit!,was being serviced,according to his maid,Tiffany,who
should know.
O'Neal,preparing to board a boat to the disaster site,had this to say.
"This is a terrible thing,I feel for all the people in the Gulf Coast
region,people losing their livelihoods,all the damage,the failed attempts to fix
it,it's terrible,and that's why Tiger and I are here,we're gonna fix that leak."
Asked exactly how they were going to stop the massive oil flow,O'Neal
replied "Take a guess...Tiger will plug anything.I figure,you know,if we take
turns,you know,we can get it done.I brought Tiger because I feel kinda bad about
his current situation."
O'Neal,who,like Woods,is going through a divorce,said he was partially
responsible for Woods' predicament.
"When he first turned pro,he asked me for advice,how to handle all the
media,the attention,the pressure,you know.I told him 'Just concentrate on
Golf......screw everything else...'"
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Teddy Nimblewhite
Associated Press
Navarre,Fl.(AP)
Golfing legend Tiger Woods and NBA superstar Shaquille O' Neal have teamed
up to plug the disastrous gulf oil leak which is now the worst in american
history.
The two arrived late last night in O'Neal's private jet,the Pre-nup.
Woods' plane,the Damnit!,was being serviced,according to his maid,Tiffany,who
should know.
O'Neal,preparing to board a boat to the disaster site,had this to say.
"This is a terrible thing,I feel for all the people in the Gulf Coast
region,people losing their livelihoods,all the damage,the failed attempts to fix
it,it's terrible,and that's why Tiger and I are here,we're gonna fix that leak."
Asked exactly how they were going to stop the massive oil flow,O'Neal
replied "Take a guess...Tiger will plug anything.I figure,you know,if we take
turns,you know,we can get it done.I brought Tiger because I feel kinda bad about
his current situation."
O'Neal,who,like Woods,is going through a divorce,said he was partially
responsible for Woods' predicament.
"When he first turned pro,he asked me for advice,how to handle all the
media,the attention,the pressure,you know.I told him 'Just concentrate on
Golf......screw everything else...'"
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