Valentine's Day!!!

[mobileparts]

I just met this new woman, just in time for Valentine's Day...
Some women like dogs, others like cats, she likes bunny rabbits.
She asked me what I like most about bunny rabbits?
I responded, " I like the way they multiply... I like math."
She then asked me what my favorite type of bunny is?
I replied, " Playboy Bunnies."
(Will I be okay tomorrow??)

 

[davek]

not

 

[GetX'd]

 

[moparedtn]

My wife after all these years always fusses about my "wasting" money on flowers and such for her.
I hear what she's saying, but in my mind I'm thinking:

 

[mobileparts]

It IS a trap. If the other sex tells you "I don't want any thing" -- and you bring them nothing; you will hear about it to the end of time!!!
It is like the greatest car joke / truth of all time...
Who loves ya' baby??
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for half an hour. When you let 'em out, only one of them is going to lick you!!!!
Happy Valentine's Day, all.... Lots of Love (or luck).

 

[Bb70charger500]

My wife said years ago not to get her anything! So I did what I was told ! Man was it an acward following year when she got me candy and I just looked at her as I ate them! See my wedding anniversary is the 20th and we both devided to say screw the 14th let the good times roll on the 20th so I get a pass today !

 

[Bb70charger500]

I get to work in the garage all day I was told?!!!

 

[hanks73340]

Happy Valentines day.....I'm watching Hockey tonight!

 

[mobileparts]

Are you watching my FIRST PLACE New York Islanders @ Columbus tonight.??
Can you get that in Michigan -- you won't be watching those lame Red Wings, are you??
(Although Frans & Mawae Neilsen are my friends from their days here in Long Island!!!)

 

[33 IMP]

The only guy who celebrated valentines day properly was Al Capone.

 

[Bb70charger500]

I get to work in the garage all day I was told?!!!

Well so far I got screwed and not the good way haven't even seen the garage yet!

 

[CudaChick1968]

Some of the stories here are funny! I have trouble relating to the "pissed off no gifts" women or those who never say what they really mean so I feel sorry for ya. Billy knows how to win me over -- chocolate!!! -- and buys some even if we have more important things to pay for.

 

[hanks73340]

Are you watching my FIRST PLACE New York Islanders @ Columbus tonight.??
Can you get that in Michigan -- you won't be watching those lame Red Wings, are you??
(Although Frans & Mawae Neilsen are my friends from their days here in Long Island!!!)

I'll be going back and forth watching both. Red Wings have some rebuilding to do before they make any serious push for the playoffs.

 

[mobileparts]

Sorry Cuda Chick, it's all us guys "crying to other guys" (Charlie Sheen calls that a support group).
So just for you Cuda Chick -- I have something sweeter than a whole box of chocolate -- and more romantic than a bouquet of flowers.....JUST for you --
----------- ME !!!!!!!!!!!! --------
I will play you such a romantic Melody on my piano
that will move you to throw roses on my piano....
What is more romantic than roses on my piano????
Answer: tulips on my organ!!!!!! (Sorry, I couldn't resist --- Happy Valentine's Day!!!)

 

[CudaChick1968]

You ROCK! Thanks for the laugh tonight @mobileparts!!