Viagra...

[cr8crshr]

A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. "No way, no needles, I can't stand needles."
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the man again objects. "No gas, the mask on my face is suffocating to me."
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No," said the patient "I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill."
"It doesn't," said the dentist "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth."

 

[ESOXER]

My buddy got a vasectomy. He got pissed at me for this joke, told him to lighten up.
How do you know if someone went to Sears for a vasectomy? Everytime he get a boner the garage door goes up.
What a snowflake.

 

[Dave6T4]

I take 1/4 Viagra tablet to keep from peeing on my shoes and a 1/2 one to keep from rolling out of bed at night.
Generic name; Viagra
Medicinal name; Mycoxaphalyn

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

I take 1/4 Viagra tablet to keep from peeing on my shoes and a 1/2 one to keep from rolling out of bed at night.
Generic name; Viagra
Medicinal name; Mycoxaphalyn

Yup as we get older if it weren't for gravity I wouldn't have enough pressure to hit the ground!

 

[1968rt]

Got one stuck in my throat once......... my neck was stiff for 2 days

 

[kiwigtx]