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Wedding night

bm02tj

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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.

The proud husband says "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe".

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished". "Oh, oh, aaaahhh" he exclaims "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.

Puzzled she asks "My picture?"

He answers "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now".

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims "OH, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".

He beams and asks why and she answers "So I can get it enlarged!"
 
She needs an education if she thinks she can't enlarge it for him without film.
 
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