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What Is A Scooter? Best Definition

RRDon

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"A scooter is a vehicle for men who like Motorcycles and like to feel the wind on their vagina."
 
Old joke when I sold motorcycles - "scooters are like fat chicks - they're fun to ride, but don't let your friends catch ya doing it!"
 
Yeah but you ever see a fat chick on a scooter? Not something you'll soon forget. :lol:
 
Yeah, there was a time when Harleys were referred to as scooters.... Then again there was a time rainbows represented pots of gold a rain showers...

Today things have changed Scooters are the way men with vaginas get around & rainbows represent a few types of dinosaurs.... The famed Licalottapus & the Megasorass..
 
Had Harley's for years.My wife even had her own. Then my joints wore out and can't hold them up or lift my legs up to get on even with new implants.
I LOVE motorcycles. Now have 2 Honda 50 scooters. Yes it sucks but we still ride. 3 wheeler's ain't for us....Yet. Maybe..:lol:
 
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