Whitney Houston jokes

[Richard Cranium]

Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she’s just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.
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Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs.
On a high note.
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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my old Plymouth?
At least my car can hit 50.
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“Bobby Brown breaks down on hearing news of Whitney.” Hardly seems like an appropriate time to start dancing.
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Apparently there was a huge line outside Whitney Houston‘s funeral service. Which coincidentally is what killed her.
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What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common? A major crack problem.
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What’s the difference between a Diva and a Diver:
A Diva can’t breathe underwater.
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What’s six inches long and won’t be getting sucked on Valentines day?
Whitney Houstons crack pipe.
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What have a spider and Whitney Houston got in common?
Both are black and can’t get out the bath.
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Whitney Houston won an impressive six grammys in fourteen years….slightly less impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes
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Why did Whitney Houston snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.

I hear she’s still “Waiting to Exhale.”

What do Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse have in common?
Everything.
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Whitney’s last 2 big hits were the crack pipe and the floor
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News of Whitney Houston’s death travelled with such speed. When I heard I couldn’t help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It’s such a blow. She really made a hash of things though. Her life just went to pot. Someone should have kept tabs on her.
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Whitney Houston’s life is like skiing.
Once you get on the white powder, it’s all down hill from there
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what’s pink and sits on the doormat?
Whitney Houston’s valentines cards
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What was Whitney Houston doing in the bath?
She was washing her crack.
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The Whitney Houston sex position has been added to the Kama Sutra.
You lay face down in the bath choking on your own crack.
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What do Whitney Houston and Airbus 380 have in common?
They are being grounded because of crack
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Did you hear about Whitney’s new movie coming out, it’s the sequel to The Bodyguard.
It’s called The Bodybag.
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What’s black on the outside and white on the inside ?
Whitney Houston’s nose



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[Richard Cranium]

55 views & no responses???????? Surely, at least one person here must have gotten a chuckle our of those?!

Below is Whitney's last known recording......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9KwRVdvuHU

Yes, I know; I'm going straight to hell. it's a good thing that my asbestos suit is taylored to fit. :toothy6:

 

[tpodwdog]

Mr. Cranium.....you are what i call a severe retard...( thats a good thing because damn near everything you post...i sit here and laff my *** off ). very few people can put into words so well that its like youre right here in my living room. heres my fave post to date.... " in 13-15 years your son will turn into a troll that hates you"....that one put me over the edge to the point that i was laffin so hard , iced tea actually came out of my nose.,,,i spent the following 15 minutes in the bathroom unrolling a roll of toilet paper blowing my nose and everytime i thought of that.... i was once again on the floor in hysterics !

the term "retard" in the world i come from is a term of enderament.... keep the posts rolling that in turn keeps me rolling.....you are an EXTREMELY funny dude! rokk on !

 

[5.7 hemi]

You know in light of her death, which in itself is a tragedy, I found what was posted to be funny nonetheless.

 

[tpodwdog]

i cant see someones death as a result of drug use and abuse a tragedy. if ya wanna dance...ya gotta pay the piper...AND SHE DID! These drug users and abusers know what theyre getting into before hand,,,,so i cant feel bad....i really cant. you make your own bed....DIG?

 

[no462of12K]

Only people that don't have a heart can find something funny in someone's elses tragedy-but you are due a opinion in life-will jokes be told when you are gone- karma

 

[Richard Cranium]

Only people that don't have a heart can find something funny in someone's elses tragedy-but you are due a opinion in life-will jokes be told when you are gone- karma

Let's face it, Whitney Houston, much like Amy Winecooler, committed a slow and very public suicide. Both deaths were not unexpected and it was just a question of when it would happen. Personally,I feel worse for 'ol Davy Jones ,who by all accounts, seemed like a nice guy whose recent death was totally unexpected.

Now, when it comes to me, I hope that when I'm dead and after my corpse was roasted into a pile of ashes, people will be able to laugh at me and my dumb-*** antics that is/was my life., because that's the kind of chowderhead that I am.

 

[djais1801]

See what happens when Kevin Costner takes the day off??!!

I guess Dr. Drew has an opening on this season of "Celebrity Rehab"

 

[Revhendo]

Let's face it, Whitney Houston, much like Amy Winecooler, committed a slow and very public suicide. Both deaths were not unexpected and it was just a question of when it would happen. Personally,I feel worse for 'ol Davy Jones ,who by all accounts, seemed like a nice guy whose recent death was totally unexpected.

Now, when it comes to me, I hope that when I'm dead and after my corpse was roasted into a pile of ashes, people will be able to laugh at me and my dumb-*** antics that is/was my life., because that's the kind of chowderhead that I am.

I'm with you, pal. After some jackwad pointed out that the first three letters of the word "funeral" spell fun at my dad's ground breaking ceremony, I've been a bit jaded. I was 12 at the time. I've had a lot of time to hone my cynicism and odd humor. I'm actually entertaining an idea of some sort of prize for the best joke at my cremation. (If I died in a fire, would I be twice baked?).

 

[tpodwdog]

Let's face it, Whitney Houston, much like Amy Winecooler, committed a slow and very public suicide. Both deaths were not unexpected and it was just a question of when it would happen. Personally,I feel worse for 'ol Davy Jones ,who by all accounts, seemed like a nice guy whose recent death was totally unexpected.

Now, when it comes to me, I hope that when I'm dead and after my corpse was roasted into a pile of ashes, people will be able to laugh at me and my dumb-*** antics that is/was my life., because that's the kind of chowderhead that I am.

i gotta give you a whoa bundy on that one....................WHHHHHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAA BUNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:hello2:

 

[Richard Cranium]

I've been thinking, perhaps I've been a little too harsh on her. Tonight, I'd like to call for a candlelight vigil in honor of Ms. Houston.
Does anyone care to join in?

 

[5.7 hemi]

That's some funny sh1t!!

 

[tpodwdog]

X2....omg ...MY RIBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

 

[Richard Cranium]

i gotta give you a whoa bundy on that one....................WHHHHHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAA BUNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:hello2:

Speaking of which.......................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKQkf2xte38

 

[tpodwdog]

this is classic stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KnvrBmhUmE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wgxbQjgVbM

 

[scotts74birds]

No surprise! Whitney has been on the "Dead Pool" for years! RC, I like your style!