Who are you calling old?

[Coyoteduster]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.

Well . . . You'll love this one.

My name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school ..

'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

‘when did you graduate?' i asked.

He answered, 'in 1975.. Why do you ask?'

‘you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled faced,

fat-assed,

gray-haired,

decrepit

son-of-a-bitch

asked,

'what did you teach???

 

[68GTX440]

:blob1::headbang:

LOL

 

[mobileparts]

My wife was looking in the mirror the other night -- I was watching TV -- and she said" Honey, I'm looking old, fat, and ugly, it's no fun getting old..... Say something nice to me -- I need you to give me
a compliment...."
I replied, "Honey, your eyesight is perfect!!!!!!"

 

[Redhorse719]

:rolling::rolling:

 

[aldal]

x2

 

[Deleted member 214]

My wife was looking in the mirror the other night -- I was watching TV -- and she said" Honey, I'm looking old, fat, and ugly, it's no fun getting old..... Say something nice to me -- I need you to give me
a compliment...."
I replied, "Honey, your eyesight is perfect!!!!!!"

When do you get out of the hospital???? :drunken_smilie:

 

[mr. b]

now that was funny

 

[67 Power Wagon]

ruff crowd... sheesh!!!!!! LMAO

 

[69Coronetrt]

I've reached that age that when I see a beautiful young woman walking down the street in a tight clingy dress, high heels, blonde hair swaying in the breeze and that every so nice bounce in her step, I find myself wondering.....what's her grandma look like?

 

[Cranky]

I've reached that age that when I see a beautiful young woman walking down the street in a tight clingy dress, high heels, blonde hair swaying in the breeze and that every so nice bounce in her step, I find myself wondering.....what's her grandma look like?

Most of the time you can look at what her mom looks like and get an idea of what that beautiful young woman will look like when she gets to being her mom's age. If her mom is still looking like a hottie at 45+ then it's a good bet