Bruzilla
Well-Known Member
From Steven Wright
You know why women can never answer the question "What do you want to eat?" If they actually answered it honestly, it would sound like this...
"I want fries from McDonalds, butter and rolls from Texas Roadhouse, fried pickles from Hooters, cheese bites from Twin Peaks, one slice of Pizza Hut stuffed-crust pizza, three bites of a steak from Outback, Chicken Tortilla soup from Mi Cocinas (plus one of their Mambo Taxis), breakfast chicken minis from Chick-Fil-A, and a lave cake from Cheddars."
All that can't be processed in a way that doesn't sound insane, so it verbally comes out as "I don't know, you pick."
You know why women can never answer the question "What do you want to eat?" If they actually answered it honestly, it would sound like this...
"I want fries from McDonalds, butter and rolls from Texas Roadhouse, fried pickles from Hooters, cheese bites from Twin Peaks, one slice of Pizza Hut stuffed-crust pizza, three bites of a steak from Outback, Chicken Tortilla soup from Mi Cocinas (plus one of their Mambo Taxis), breakfast chicken minis from Chick-Fil-A, and a lave cake from Cheddars."
All that can't be processed in a way that doesn't sound insane, so it verbally comes out as "I don't know, you pick."
