Women drivers!!!!!!!

[Car Nut]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds...to continue shaving and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt. And I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the glazed donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my coffee which was between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins. Ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call to Summit Racing.

Women drivers!!!!

 

[Coyoteduster]

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[kiwigtx]

Nice one. :icon_thumright:

 

[mr. b]

good one

 

[Bb70charger500]

That's great

 

[super-bee_ski]

Funny!

I've seen guys driving and reading a book or a Kindle!

 

[Coyoteduster]

I used to travel for a living and the first thing that I would do when I left the airport was stop at a convenience store to grab a local Autotrader and I would read it while driving from customer to customer. Aaaah, the good old days.

 

[Brandy]

What did the women look like? Was she cute?