In an effort to improve their “work place diversity” the Tech company HR department, after careful screening and a great deal of worry, hired a group of cannibals to work in the mailroom. Things seemed to going pretty well, they had no unusual incidents and the mailroom was running very efficiently managed by one of the cannibals. Several months went by with no cause for alarm but then a secretary failed to show up for work. The HR manager summoned up his courage and went down to the mailroom to confront the cannibals. “One of our secretaries has gone missing. Do any of you know anything about this?” He asked.
The cannibals all assured him that they had nothing to do with the disappearing secretary and the HR manager went back to his office.
As soon as he was gone, the mailroom manager assembled his cannibals and in a stern voice demanded: “Alright, which one of you ate the secretary? We’ve been eating a manager a week and nobody even noticed.”
The cannibals all assured him that they had nothing to do with the disappearing secretary and the HR manager went back to his office.
As soon as he was gone, the mailroom manager assembled his cannibals and in a stern voice demanded: “Alright, which one of you ate the secretary? We’ve been eating a manager a week and nobody even noticed.”
