'you may be a taliban if...'

[Coyoteduster]

'YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...'



1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
beer.



2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.



3. You have more wives than teeth.



4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
'unclean.'



5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.



6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.



7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.



8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.



9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your
cave.'



10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least one



11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.



12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat
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[super-bee_ski]

Good Post!

 

[snakeyes]

X2

 

[furyus]

Funny!

 

[sleepar]

#2 they don't pay for guns... the children make them from raw materials in make shift black Smith shops and the ones they don't make are supplied by the US tax payer

#1 the amount or heroin comming out of the region since our occupation has gone up 75x.... and by no coincidence use by the civilian population here...

Any on who thinks any conflict or undeclared war the United state's has been involved in since congress approved WW 2 is either severely Under educated in the subject... in severe denial of reality and use racism and juvenile mentality to cope with it... you're government and media have been deceiving you for more than 1/2 a century and have used the American people to extract huge gains due to this mentality... unless you have been to Afghanistan and seen it for what's really going on there all you are doing is spreading ignorance so that more of the country's resources are spent along with future generations of you're children's lives can be wasted or mangled for the benefit of the large companies that profit from keeping you down.... United we stood and devided we have fallen.... it's beyond retarted to perpetuate this waste of lives on both sides of the war regardless who fired the first shot..... you can never WIN a war you only get two loosers and the big companies that supply the hardware to both sides get the spoils... drink more red cool aid

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Go to the VA or Walter Reid army hospital and look around and see how many people think it's ' funny ' or when you see a mother and a child getting presented a folded us flag in exchange for the service of a father that kid will never know with only some old worn out photo to remember him by and an old dodge charger that's been sitting on blocks in the yard for 20 years he grew up mowing the lawn around... that's so funny I have tears in my eyes...

 

[Coyoteduster]

#2 they don't pay for guns... the children make them from raw materials in make shift black Smith shops and the ones they don't make are supplied by the US tax payer

#1 the amount or heroin comming out of the region since our occupation has gone up 75x.... and by no coincidence use by the civilian population here...

Any on who thinks any conflict or undeclared war the United state's has been involved in since congress approved WW 2 is either severely Under educated in the subject... in severe denial of reality and use racism and juvenile mentality to cope with it... you're government and media have been deceiving you for more than 1/2 a century and have used the American people to extract huge gains due to this mentality... unless you have been to Afghanistan and seen it for what's really going on there all you are doing is spreading ignorance so that more of the country's resources are spent along with future generations of you're children's lives can be wasted or mangled for the benefit of the large companies that profit from keeping you down.... United we stood and devided we have fallen.... it's beyond retarted to perpetuate this waste of lives on both sides of the war regardless who fired the first shot..... you can never WIN a war you only get two loosers and the big companies that supply the hardware to both sides get the spoils... drink more red cool aid

- - - Updated - - -

Go to the VA or Walter Reid army hospital and look around and see how many people think it's ' funny ' or when you see a mother and a child getting presented a folded us flag in exchange for the service of a father that kid will never know with only some old worn out photo to remember him by and an old dodge charger that's been sitting on blocks in the yard for 20 years he grew up mowing the lawn around... that's so funny I have tears in my eyes...

Lighten up, it's a damned joke ... :moparts ghost: