MustangAndy
Well-Known Member
Pulled this off one of my 'Stang sites:
An old prospector walked slowly into town with his old pack mule behind him.
The first place he went to was the only saloon in town to wet his dusty and parched throat.
He tied his mule to the hitching rail and began to brush off the dust from his face and clothes.
At that moment a young gunslinger came out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
Looking down at the old man he sneered and said, "Hey old man, you ever danced?"
The old prospector looked up at him and quietly said, "No sir, never have danced, never wanted to really."
The gunslinger laughed and said, "Well, old man you are going to dance now," and began shooting at the prospector's feet.
Wisely, not wanting to get his toes shot off, the old man began hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.
The gunslinger, and the crowd watching, were laughing and enjoying the show.
When his 6 shooter had spent it's last bullet, the gunslinger holstered the gun and turned to re-enter the saloon.
The old man, in the meantime, turned to his pack mule and reached for his double-barreled shotgun and cocked both hammars.
The sound of the cocking hammers was clearly heard in the dry desert air and the crowd became deathly still.
The gunslinger, also heard the cocking hammers , and slowly turned to face the old man looking down at the gapping holes of the shotgun.
With steady hand and even voice, the old man said to the gunslinger, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ***?"
Quielty the gunslinger said, "No sir.....but.... I have always wanted to."
MORALE OF THE STORY
+Never be arrogant
+Don't waste ammunition
+Remember, whiskey makes you think you are smarter than you are
+Always, always make sure you know who has the power
+Don't mess with old men, they did not get that way, being stupid
LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
An old prospector walked slowly into town with his old pack mule behind him.
The first place he went to was the only saloon in town to wet his dusty and parched throat.
He tied his mule to the hitching rail and began to brush off the dust from his face and clothes.
At that moment a young gunslinger came out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
Looking down at the old man he sneered and said, "Hey old man, you ever danced?"
The old prospector looked up at him and quietly said, "No sir, never have danced, never wanted to really."
The gunslinger laughed and said, "Well, old man you are going to dance now," and began shooting at the prospector's feet.
Wisely, not wanting to get his toes shot off, the old man began hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.
The gunslinger, and the crowd watching, were laughing and enjoying the show.
When his 6 shooter had spent it's last bullet, the gunslinger holstered the gun and turned to re-enter the saloon.
The old man, in the meantime, turned to his pack mule and reached for his double-barreled shotgun and cocked both hammars.
The sound of the cocking hammers was clearly heard in the dry desert air and the crowd became deathly still.
The gunslinger, also heard the cocking hammers , and slowly turned to face the old man looking down at the gapping holes of the shotgun.
With steady hand and even voice, the old man said to the gunslinger, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ***?"
Quielty the gunslinger said, "No sir.....but.... I have always wanted to."
MORALE OF THE STORY
+Never be arrogant
+Don't waste ammunition
+Remember, whiskey makes you think you are smarter than you are
+Always, always make sure you know who has the power
+Don't mess with old men, they did not get that way, being stupid
LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
