Elton John and David's baby

[Cranky]

They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his butt...."

 

[shag766]

you are sick crank:headbang:

 

[1badgtx]

Thats funny!!!!
Petty Blue 67 gTx

 

[Cranky]

you are sick crank:headbang:

It's a sick world and I'm a happy guy!

 

[shag766]

touche buddy

 

[Donny]

I really wonder if two men mixing their jizz together and then get a woman pregnant so they can have a child 'together'...I just find that to be out of balance...sorry if I offend anyone, but, I'm tired of this Homo agenda out there to promote fags and lesbians as a 'normal' part of life.

 

[Finallygotmine]

I have to admit, as soon as I saw the title and that it was from Cranky, I was laughing. I also didn't know who David was until I read the joke. Good one!!

And, I'm totally with Donny. NOT normal. I know it's a joke, but still.

 

[Donny]

They really did mix their jizz together!

 

[Finallygotmine]

They really did mix their jizz together!

Are you saying that part of this is true?

 

[Cranky]

I really wonder if two men mixing their jizz together and then get a woman pregnant so they can have a child 'together'...I just find that to be out of balance...sorry if I offend anyone, but, I'm tired of this Homo agenda out there to promote fags and lesbians as a 'normal' part of life.

I'm with you!

I have to admit, as soon as I saw the title and that it was from Cranky, I was laughing. I also didn't know who David was until I read the joke. Good one!!

Uh, are you trying to tell something lol

They really did mix their jizz together!

TMI!!

 

[Donny]

That part is true, these two guys beat off in a container, mixed it up, and took it to the lab. One word; GROSS!

 

[Finallygotmine]

That part is true, these two guys beat off in a container, mixed it up, and took it to the lab. One word; GROSS!

Ugg, I don't even know what to say.

 

[Budnicks]

yep

you are sick crank:headbang:

I agree :iamwithstupid:, funny though... "not that there's anything wrong with that" to quote Jerry Seinfeld {spelling}

 

[Satellite65]

That part is true, these two guys beat off in a container, mixed it up, and took it to the lab. One word; GROSS!

Well, at least they took it to a lab. Lord knows what else they could have done with it!!!

 

[roadrunnerman]

well rosie o'donnell could've been the surragate mother.