Letter to the Men's Helpline

[MarPar]

Letter to the Men's Helpline :



Hi Guys,

I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace it?

 

[dave5237]

Thats pretty funny.

 

[68sportsatelliteragtop]

Weld it up and take her fishing!LOL

 

[Finallygotmine]

Letter to the Men's Helpline :



Hi Guys,

I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace it?

Is that the ADHD helpline??

 

[70redbee]

Weld up the crack, take her for a boat ride and throw the bitch overboard. Then call Vandersnot and blame it on him. Maybe this one will stick.

 

[kidmopar]

lol @ redbee

 

[scotts74birds]

Forget her! There are priorities! Motor wont fix itself!

 

[MarPar]

Weld up the crack, take her for a boat ride and throw the bitch overboard. Then call Vandersnot and blame it on him. Maybe this one will stick.

Perfect! i dont know who Vandersnot is...plausible deny-ability!! :tongue5:

 

[Budnicks]

yep

Weld up the crack, take her for a boat ride and throw the bitch overboard. Then call Vandersnot and blame it on him. Maybe this one will stick.

:iamwithstupid: I think it's Yoron VanDerslout the guy from Aruba...