Ron 73
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Seen this a long time ago but thought id share in case maybe someone else never did.. How much is true hear? ALL of it 
How to know your getting old!!
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fla 66 cuda
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And then some,
do stuff as you think of it if you don't you will forget.
holidays come around much quicker every year.
seems like you go to the bathroom more often [and it takes longer].
you go to bed earlier but wake up just as early.
pay phones and post boxes don't exsist any more.
younger women are in their 50s and they look good.
the floor is in the same place as it was when you were 20, getting down there is easy gettin up is much harder.
going to rehab has nothing to do with drinkin or druggin.
getting a senior discount was hard to get used to,but it's cool now.
do stuff as you think of it if you don't you will forget.
holidays come around much quicker every year.
seems like you go to the bathroom more often [and it takes longer].
you go to bed earlier but wake up just as early.
pay phones and post boxes don't exsist any more.
younger women are in their 50s and they look good.
the floor is in the same place as it was when you were 20, getting down there is easy gettin up is much harder.
going to rehab has nothing to do with drinkin or druggin.
getting a senior discount was hard to get used to,but it's cool now.
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How many of you put your glasses on to answer the phone?
Ron 73
Deceased, But not forgotton
Geez you guys have better ones, yes glasses to answer phone, and wife (not quite sure if shes in same room) Waking up with a new pain or ache? All the original everyday ones are bad enough but guess id need to admit to that one, Of course i go to bed and stair at the ceiling wondering just what adventure awaits me in the AM.. At least im never disappointed.. I told my doctor when i got my drivers license renewed i decided to be an organ doner, she bursts into laughter and tears and said "Good one Ron"
scotts74birds
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Took me second....but I got it! LOL!
I wonder when I'll be so old that I start pulling-up my pants to my nipples! Pants go "up", but the 'ole clock-weights seem to keep going down!
I keep getting this urge to move to a corner-lot, next to a school, so I can sit on my porch and yell "keep off my grass", all day long!
My retired great Aunt, and Uncle used to have lunch every day at 10 am, supper at 4, and breakfast the night before!
Where can I get those COOL shades that can cover your glasses! AARP mag?
I was getting tired of laces anyways, velcro straps on my shoes sound GOOD!
Why is youth wasted on the young?
I hope to be able to walk into the Speedy-Mart and say "Nice tits!!", to the girl at the counter Then my family will say "Don't mind him, he's just old". I WILL be old, but not DEAD!
I also know, that an old, grey-bearded biker, can ALWAYS get a pretty girl to sit in his lap! [I'm 40's, and I STILL cant grow a beard!]
I wonder when I'll be so old that I start pulling-up my pants to my nipples! Pants go "up", but the 'ole clock-weights seem to keep going down!
I keep getting this urge to move to a corner-lot, next to a school, so I can sit on my porch and yell "keep off my grass", all day long!
My retired great Aunt, and Uncle used to have lunch every day at 10 am, supper at 4, and breakfast the night before!
Where can I get those COOL shades that can cover your glasses! AARP mag?
I was getting tired of laces anyways, velcro straps on my shoes sound GOOD!
Why is youth wasted on the young?
I hope to be able to walk into the Speedy-Mart and say "Nice tits!!", to the girl at the counter Then my family will say "Don't mind him, he's just old". I WILL be old, but not DEAD!
I also know, that an old, grey-bearded biker, can ALWAYS get a pretty girl to sit in his lap! [I'm 40's, and I STILL cant grow a beard!]
FatJack
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All the policemen look like kids.
scotts74birds
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Oooooo, good one!!!!! I HATE being arrested by a kid!
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I don't care how old I get, I'll never mind getting handcuffed by a.....
Oh Wait, forget I said anything....
scotts74birds
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lol! You're not alone!
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...moments of "brain-freeze" become more frequent-and you actually look forward to them!
Scott;luv your "Nice tits!" comment! That's me in 30+ years!
I'll see #56 this June;I don't see what I perceive to be a 55+ year old dude looking back at me in the mirror-oh,wait;where's my damn glasses?
I usually don't joke about Alzheimer's;my mother had it,and my best friend is dealing with his Mom's Alzheimer's. We can joke amongst ourselves,as we've dealt with it personally,but the reality of it still hurts. Those who have a loved one with this affliction understand what I mean. There are moments that are truly funny(refer to Scott's "...nice tits..."comment) and others that try your patience. However...maybe we shouldn't show our kids these old ads:
Who needs that anyway;gimme top buds and Crown Royal and a La-Z-Boy and a couple of cats on my lap and then leavemedafugalone! I promise to behave...
Hey;nice tits!
Scott;luv your "Nice tits!" comment! That's me in 30+ years!
I'll see #56 this June;I don't see what I perceive to be a 55+ year old dude looking back at me in the mirror-oh,wait;where's my damn glasses?
I usually don't joke about Alzheimer's;my mother had it,and my best friend is dealing with his Mom's Alzheimer's. We can joke amongst ourselves,as we've dealt with it personally,but the reality of it still hurts. Those who have a loved one with this affliction understand what I mean. There are moments that are truly funny(refer to Scott's "...nice tits..."comment) and others that try your patience. However...maybe we shouldn't show our kids these old ads:
Who needs that anyway;gimme top buds and Crown Royal and a La-Z-Boy and a couple of cats on my lap and then leavemedafugalone! I promise to behave...
Hey;nice tits!
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That's good.............
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I got talked into going to a father / Daughter dance at church, went with my daughter and grand daughter (lol). Danced till my sciatica started to hurt.
Red63440
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My wife used to say something to me and I would say, "huh" because I didn't want to respond. Now I say "huh" because I can't hear her. :argue:
She bought me some of them little blue pills and winked when she gave me one....all it did was give me a headach and make my arm stiff.:sex:
Use to be my idea of a sexy outfit was something you could see through and was short. Now I think its something thats long and made out of flannel.
When I was younger I always wore PJ bottoms, now I sleep in the nude so I don't have to dig so long to find my pecker.....ottytrain1:
She bought me some of them little blue pills and winked when she gave me one....all it did was give me a headach and make my arm stiff.:sex:
Use to be my idea of a sexy outfit was something you could see through and was short. Now I think its something thats long and made out of flannel.
When I was younger I always wore PJ bottoms, now I sleep in the nude so I don't have to dig so long to find my pecker.....
ottytrain1:
scotts74birds
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lol! Hahahaha!
I dont want a "little blue pill" to make my pecker harder. How bout a pill to make my wifes *** look smaller!!!! My dick works fine, just needs a little better stimulus! So instead of working on my libido, you need to focus on my vision!
I dont want a "little blue pill" to make my pecker harder. How bout a pill to make my wifes *** look smaller!!!! My dick works fine, just needs a little better stimulus! So instead of working on my libido, you need to focus on my vision!
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Bwa ha ha ha! She reads this and I guarantee your gonna need a popsicle stick and tape to make Mr. Winky stand at attention.....
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Mario;I see you "corrected" my line-LOL! Not a thing wrong with Mr. Daniels finest;make it the good well-aged "single-barrel"(damn,that's smo-o-o-o-oth) and we'll be rockin'-in our chairs!:headbang:
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