Dominic, Your Girl Problems Are Over!

[Bruzilla]

Okay, I was reading through the business section yesterday, and came across a story on Lynsi Torres, the owner of In and Out Burgers. She's the only billionairess under 30 years old, a member of the NHRA, an award-winning drag racer, and a Mopar fan. Her Dad was a Mopar guy, and while she does race a Camaro from time to time, her primary ride is a 'Cuda. She's been married to three guys who were all racers, so she's into car guys, but I suspect her problem has been she's not been approached by a Mopar stud.

This is your chance! Her first marriage ended in two years, and her second in five. Her third started in 2011, so she's due! By now she should have learned that marrying any car guy is not like marrying a Mopar guy, and since every gal wants to marry someone just like Dad, now's your chance to win this gal over with your Charger and win the heart of a good-looking blonde who's a drag racer and loves Mopars. Oh yeah... and who's a billionaire.

Screw the internet dating and go after this gal!

 

[Lowhound]

Shes been married 3 times before the age of 30!!! Something tells me either she doesnt know what makes her happy or she cant make anyone happy. Oh well,I would give her a try & since she is a billionare maybe I would get a good allowance. Go for it Dominic you could be #4.

 

[Bruzilla]

I think the key here is she needs a guy like Daddy, a Mopar guy, and quit settling for Brand X losers.

 

[MarPar]

I think the key here is she needs a guy like Daddy, a Mopar guy, and quit settling for Brand X losers.

or maybe she likes the company of women??

 

[Lowhound]

Maybe it would help her image if she changed the name of her business from In and Out Burger to something else. When guys meet her it gives them the wrong idea about her. Maybe we could come up with a new name for her?

 

[Pops1967GTX]

or maybe she likes the company of women??

Pictures will be needed.........

 

[Bruzilla]

Maybe it would help her image if she changed the name of her business from In and Out Burger to something else. When guys meet her it gives them the wrong idea about her. Maybe we could come up with a new name for her?

Who cares what guys think of her? Better they don't like her as we need Dominic to snap her up and who needs more competition?

And don't forget who hooked this all up Dominic. Christmas isn't that far away, and a Hemi Superbird seems like a just reward from a guy who got himself married to a billion bucks. And being a Mopar gal, she'll understand.

 

[roadrunnerman]

Maybe it would help her image if she changed the name of her business from In and Out Burger to something else. When guys meet her it gives them the wrong idea about her. Maybe we could come up with a new name for her?

Ok, how about Up and Down burgers.

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Who cares what guys think of her? Better they don't like her as we need Dominic to snap her up and who needs more competition?

And don't forget who hooked this all up Dominic. Christmas isn't that far away, and a Hemi Superbird seems like a just reward from a guy who got himself married to a billion bucks. And being a Mopar gal, she'll understand.

Bruzilla, I glad to see you are not self-centered or conceited

 

[daredevil]

Screw Dominic I like young ones. Hell I could be her daddy.

 

[Bruzilla]

Bruzilla, I glad to see you are not self-centered or conceited

Are you implying that my motives aren't as pure as the wind driven snow?

 

[roadrunnerman]

Are you implying that my motives aren't as pure as the wind driven snow?

No,not implying anything, otherwise you would've ask for an A12 RR, A12 Bee, and maybe the Batmobile for weekend cruises. I could build a 30 foot snowman with the pureness of your driven snow.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Bruzilla ....A couple of guys from Miami Florida ,Know how to pick up some chicks for Dom......This is what they think......
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women." sad but true ....

[video=youtube;TKpXTy-sCxg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKpXTy-sCxg[/video]

 

[Meep-Meep]

Forget Dominic, I was thinking about this myself!

 

[MarPar]

I TELL DA TRUTH, EVEN WHEN I LIE....that's da secret to women Dom...

[video=youtube_share;RNSnMFgNq1Q]http://youtu.be/RNSnMFgNq1Q[/video]


Hey Pops, how about; "you don't get high on your own supply." wise words...lol

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Quoting ....Hey Pops, how about; "you don't get high on your own supply." wise words...lol

No secrets to being a drug dealer. Letting power & using your own product... It always leads to your down fall.....

 

[Bruzilla]

Bruzilla ....A couple of guys from Miami Florida ,Know how to pick up some chicks for Dom......This is what they think......
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women." sad but true ....

[video=youtube;TKpXTy-sCxg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKpXTy-sCxg[/video]

I always thought it was what Coop said in the movie Baseketball, "I'm telling you, its jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks."

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No,not implying anything, otherwise you would've ask for an A12 RR, A12 Bee, and maybe the Batmobile for weekend cruises. I could build a 30 foot snowman with the pureness of your driven snow.

The Batmobile! Damn! Where were you before I asked for a Superbird! I sure messed that one up.

 

[kevin403]

Here's how to get her...

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=9n2Rv7oeeU8&desktop_uri=/watch?v=9n2Rv7oeeU8

 

[Budnicks]

she's a three time loser... she's a cutie for sure... she's filthy rich... you gotta love she's a die hard racer & sponsor too... she loves Pro/Mod & Funny Car, that's my kind of woman for sure... But you know what they say... but someone somewhere {guy/gal} is really sick of her sh-t already... I wonder of she wants a kid, who looks like me...LOL...

 

[MarPar]

yup...very true...

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[Bruzilla]

I she a three-time loser, or did she just pick losers three times? Being she's a billionairess I'm willing to cut her a little slack.