You should be hung!

[Coyoteduster]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses,
and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy *** neighbor and then calmly replied,

"I am, that's why she cuts the grass." :icon_winkle:

 

[Mr Belvedere 30144]

Lmao!!

 

[mr. b]

good one I like

 

[1970GTX]

mind if i use that one? Funny!

 

[CHARGERSTEVEN]

Your lucky to be cutting grass im just watching the snow melt away here n glad i dont have neighbours watching your every move

 

[Coyoteduster]

mind if i use that one? Funny!

That's what jokes are for, telling. :icon_salut:

 

[gdrill]

Damn, I guess I'll have to keep on mowin'!

 

[Coyoteduster]

Your lucky to be cutting grass im just watching the snow melt away here n glad i dont have neighbours watching your every move

I'm about to mow for the third time already.

 

[Photon440]

I dunno....lite beer?

 

[kdtjb]

I dunno....lite beer?

Hung and lite beer? This sounds like a story.

 

[Durandal25]

......and i thought it was message of equality?