Sooner Engineering

[Coyoteduster]

Two Okie's where about to put sidin on an ole shed.
One puts on his nail pouch, filled it with nails and grabbed his hammer and the first sheet of sidin.
He fits the sidin, reaches into the pouch and pulls out a nail and drives it in. during this time, the other one is watchin kinda close just to make sure the sidin was straight. He notices the other grab into the nail pouch, pull out a nail, then throw it over his shoulder. He reaches back into the pouch again, pulls out a nail, put it to the sidin, and drives it home. He reaches into the pouch again for the next nail, he throws this one over his shoulder, grabs for another, and another and another! all of these being thrown over his shoulder.
The guy watchin asks, what the hell ya doin? The feller doin the sidin sez...the head is on the wrong end of those there nails!
The other fella sez...well ya fool, those are the ones fer the other side of the shed!!!

 

[Stewsta]

Q: What is the definition of a Texas virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

 

[MarPar]

oh boy!! we gots annuder border war a-brewin!! :tongue3:

 

[67 Power Wagon]

Gawd......

 

[67440chrg]

Proof that the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas is that if it were any where else it would be a teeth brush.

 

[69 Charger RT/SE]

Q: What is the definition of a Texas virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

You left out, "and beat the s#1t out of her pa and uncles."

 

[Coyoteduster]

Y'all are getting personal now ... :icon_hockey:

 

[67 Power Wagon]

again............GAWD!

 

[Coyoteduster]

No border war here, Texans love Oklahoma! It provides plenty of checks in our football "Win" columns and it keeps the tornado's off of us too. :icon_super:

 

[Stewsta]

Not sure I agree with "plenty" but OU/Texas is definitely the best game of the season no matter how good or bad the teams are. I lived in Austin for a year and needless to say I was hated by hated by most.