Coyoteduster
Well-Known Member
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon
that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size
because they were too loose and floppy. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a
secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she
found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I
thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for
confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad because you went through this all by
yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in
the surgery and empathized because she had had the
same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He
wanted to thank you for his new ears."
that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size
because they were too loose and floppy. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a
secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she
found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I
thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for
confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad because you went through this all by
yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in
the surgery and empathized because she had had the
same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He
wanted to thank you for his new ears."
