As I was lying in bed pondering.....

[Meep-Meep]

......I rapidly realized a few things:

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I'm retired. Go around me.

 

[GetX'd]

You need to try sleeping pills........

 

[69Bee]

Right... :icon_thumright:

 

[Cranky]

Uppers is more like it!

 

[Roger63]

Iwas a little apprehensive to read this thread. given the title

 

[Bb70charger500]

Don't bother with sleeping pills. It will make life miserable. Try drinking then you won't be doing much thinking.

 

[Meep-Meep]

Actually it was a joke I got in an email today and thought it was pretty funny. But on a serious note drinking actually causes sleeplessness.

 

[kiwigtx]

Iwas a little apprehensive to read this thread. given the title

Me too....I think I need a trip to Specsavers...I thought the title said "As I was lying in bed pounding....." :grin: and started thinking where the heck my internet had taken me this evening.