Another Blonde Joke.......

[Pops1967GTX]

:tongueflap:A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more.

She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.

Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?

“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”

“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

 

[GetX'd]

Pops you're going to have all the blondes peed off at you. But that's okay I think the jokes are funny.....

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Pops you're going to have all the blondes peed off at you. But that's okay I think the jokes are funny.....

 

[satman72]

Sorry, I didn't get past the picture. Did you write something?

 

[mutt71]

The Blonde Joke of ALL Blonde Jokes:

There are NO Blonde Jokes! They are all true!

 

[mobileparts]

How does a blonde count to two?

One..................................................................................................

(to be continued....)

 

[Homstead]

OMG! Too funny!

 

[aldal]

Sorry, I didn't get past the picture. Did you write something?

x2. :headbang: :headbang:

 

[6T9RT]

LMAO.Thanks,I needed that

 

[69rtse4spd]

Nice.

 

[CudaChick1968]

And just in case there was any doubt remaining ...



:eusa_whistle:

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[chtampa]

Why did the blonde have bruises all around her belly button? There are blonde men also!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

A message to another Blonde joke....

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f5d7a28...1e8e5d449bb7cf1c940e484e5bf18e8081e51b56.gifv​

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

LOL

 

[Dipstick]

The blonde is on the phone talking to her BFF.

Blonde: You gotta see my new tattoo of a seashell on my inner thigh.

BFF: Why would you get a tattoo of a seashell on your inner thigh?

Blonde: Oooh, it's so cool, you put your ear to the tattoo and you can smell the ocean.

 

[NoCar2023]

 

[33 IMP]

That's f-in hilarious right there!

 

[CudaChick1968]

My personal favorite is pretty old.

A blonde and a redhead rented an apartment together. One Friday afternoon, a knock at the door turned out to be a young delivery boy with a huge bouquet for the redhead.

"Of course they're from Roger. I suppose now I'll have to spend the entire weekend with my legs up in the air."

The blonde considers that for a very long moment before replying.





"Why? Don't you have a vase???"