How bad is this for me, I deserve it, lol...

[Seventy]

OK, so my "house guests" are all gone, that was a long week, lol... To celebrate taking them to the airport, I came home and made my self a shake..
I loaded in..
1 big slice of apple pie, complete crust and all
1/2 cup heavy cream
7 scoops of vanilla ice cream (homemade, we made 2 gallons for the holiday, its almost all gone)
2 big bananas
and 4 table spoons of malt mix (whats a mil shake with out it?) http://www.amazon.com/Old-fashioned...=UTF8&qid=1449007870&sr=8-4&keywords=malt+mix good stuff..

So a vanilla, apple pie, malted milk shake!!! BUT heres the thing, THAT IS ALL FOR ME, my wife is lactose intolerant vegan and I wouldn't share if she asked, lol...

I am going to say 2000 calories??? The ice cream I make is serious, like 100%% cream and sugar, with some honey and vanilla extract, it coats your mouth, lol... I was going to put some cool quwhip (family guy reference) but my wife gave me that "are you kidding" look, lol... I did cin/sugar the rim though

My wife says I am going to be sick if I drink all of this, I doubt it, I am about 3/8 into it and feel fine!!! It still weighs about 2lbs, lol... The picture doesnt show how big this jar/mug is, probably about 9"s tall

 

[super-bee_ski]

Congrads!
You deserve it!

I sympathize with you.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Prepare for a power dump tomorrow.

 

[GetX'd]

Prepare for a power dump tomorrow.

Yeah - like RC says - I hope your pipes in the house are big enough to handle the load that's coming their way.....

 

[440+6]

If you're very quiet you can probably hear your arteries hardening, but well worth it and deserved.

 

[Habib]

That looks really good..........could you mail me the rest? lol

 

[Seventy]

Yeah - like RC says - I hope your pipes in the house are big enough to handle the load that's coming their way.....

I take ultraflora probiotics when I am going to have ice cream or a lot of cheese, doesnt bother the ole' belly a bit, that stuff is amazing, what ever it does, you don't even gain weight from eating the fat? Like magic, no stomach woes, no weight gain, its like the magic dairy pill... http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005QEAQ0Y?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00 also take ox bile, when I am going to eat a fattening meal, again, no weight gain, just a couple little tricks to help digest our glutany, lol... http://www.amazon.com/NOW-Foods-Sup...e=UTF8&qid=1449011022&sr=1-3&keywords=ox+bile


thanks ski, Habib you can just come on over and Ill make you one of you own, I just finished that one, lol. Not too bad, 2000 calories in an hour with out moving from the couch, and 440+6 I couldn't here anything but the straw struggling to lift the ice cream, I am having a bit of chest pain now, lol.. Probably just a broken heart because its all gone though, surely nothing to do with the 190grams of fat, lol...

The funny part is I washed the mug and the water was beading up in the sink after like I just rainX'd it, so that means my bood is slippery now, right?

 

[Roger63]

2000 calories my *** try 20,000

 

[5.7 hemi]

I heard my arteries clogging just by looking at it!

 

[Mogre]

You're a braver man than I.

 

[Hemi Rebel]

Put some rum in it...pussy

 

[Seventy]

Put some rum in it...pussy

LOL, YUCK, liquor no way, this is ice cream, if anything I would have put a shot of chocolate or caramel, lol..

I only drink whiskey, occasionally red wine, and beer, but for the most part, wickey for me, please... Although there is a cheap wine called "layer cake" holy sh!t, its amazing, super affordable like $, well I dont know what it costs, but its worth it, sorry its off topic, but I had a few cases delivered just incase everyone sees how good it is and buys it all up... try it .. edit here it is http://layercakewines.com/wine/shiraz/ its the layer cake shiraz, get it for you and your wife and crack it open with a nice meal, she will think you are a genius at picking wines.. I just asked my wie what it costs and she said 4 cases cost us $400, so thats about $10 a bottle, honestly I would think this stuff would be $65 a bottle!!! Buy it, try it, then thank me..

My sons came home and I showed them the picture, the both made them, not as big, ad couldnt finish them, but admitted they are amazing, its like apple pie drink, lol....

I did the math on the ice cream and cream it was about 800 calories there, I am not sure what the pie had, my friend made it for me, not sure what she put in it, but that amount and looking online at how many calories are in apple pie, I am going to say it was 9 oz of pie and they average about 60 cals an ounce, so call it 1400 so far, then 200 for the bananas, thats 1600, then 300 calories for the malt mix(I was surprised at that, I may not ever use that again), so thats 1900calories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel a little sweaty though lol, it may not have been the best idea, although I skipped dinner, so I just had my daily cal intake in 1 drink, lol..

BUT I will let you in on a secret, IT WAS WORTH IT, honestly it tasted so good I want to drink that for ever!!!!! I love apple pie, ice cream, and everything about that drink, if I didnt know it would kill me i my sleep I would make another one...


The tough part is going to be to get up in 6 hours and do my work out, lol... I am sure I will manage though..

 

[Bb70charger500]

You could of added kaluha (may have spelled that wrong) I should stop drinking now .

That looks a bit to sweet for me

 

[Dennis H]

2000 calories my *** try 20,000

Who cares. But you forgot the Rum or alcohol of your choice. I put Vodka in everything.

 

[Greg Ducato]

That sounds delicious, I may have to try a 6 oz version of that

 

[patrick66]

THAT'LL make a turd!

 

[Budnicks]

Good to be young,
Just remember "almost anything in moderation" won't hurt you...
Don't make a habit out of it...

better than booze probably too...

 

[Seventy]

That sounds delicious, I may have to try a 6 oz version of that

It was amazing, I am sure it will be just as good with 2 scoops of ice cream, 1 cup of skim milk, and a small piece of apple pie, then just 1 tble spoon of malt. The malted mix makes it SOOO good, plus of course everything else about it, lol....

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Good to be young,
Just remember "almost anything in moderation" won't hurt you...
Don't make a habit out of it...

better than booze probably too...

Yes Bud, definitely a once a year endeavor. If someone made this a weekly regiment they would most likely live to 29, lol... Being 100% honest, I got up to do my workout just after 4am, I could feel it in my belly, lol. Definitely a few bubbles in there until after breakfast, which was a pear, some fiber one cereal (with homemade almond milk), and a glass of tea. After breakfast I was good to go though, and I slept like a baby, lol, not sure why or if it had anything to do with the inlaws leaving or the milkshake, BUT what a nights sleep I had, my head hit the pillow, I felt my wife kiss my forehead and I was out, then I woke up at like 4:05ish and felt like a slept really well...

 

[ws27]

And you wonder why you have trouble fitting behind boilers? LOL