Amazing how your values change as you age!

[cr8crshr]

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"

Gotta love older people!

While Bob was sunbathing naked at the beach at Green Valley, for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."


He raised an eyebrow and replied, "Madam, if you were better looking, it would lift itself."

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Old age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.

Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.
A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

 

[WileE]

Groucho Marx once said, "A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

 

[69a100]

Just remember, You can always Prick your Finger, but you can't Finger your Prick. Just sayin

 

[GetX'd]

Funny stuff - you're only as old as IT feels....

 

[cr8crshr]

Looks like the images I pasted didn't take. Don't know what the problem is as I have never had any in the past. Maybe because I didn't renew my Gold Membership? I'm in the process of buying a house and GTFOO Commiefornia and just do not have the excess cash to spend at this time. Any way they were good for a laugh. I'll see if I can find them again...cr8crshr/Tuck

 

[kiwigtx]

Don't know what the problem is as I have never had any in the past. Maybe because I didn't renew my Gold Membership?

The lack of GOLD membership will not prevent loading of pictures....it might have been an ISP issue, or bad links. Picture posting should be as easy as Drag-n-Drop, or Copy & Paste.
Looks like you're still GOLD.

nice jokes.