mmissile
Well-Known Member
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail.
Upon entering the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and
puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “ The
owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie! I will
definitely win the election".
The Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have
displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I'll show you an honest way to get the same result.”
Donald approaches the bakery owner and says, “Give me a pastry
and I will show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner accepts and
gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The
owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and
eats that too.
The owner wonders where the magic trick is and asks, “What did you do with the pastries?”
Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket.”
Upon entering the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and
puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “ The
owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie! I will
definitely win the election".
The Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have
displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I'll show you an honest way to get the same result.”
Donald approaches the bakery owner and says, “Give me a pastry
and I will show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner accepts and
gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The
owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and
eats that too.
The owner wonders where the magic trick is and asks, “What did you do with the pastries?”
Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket.”
