Me, being a jagoff.

[1969CoronetR/T]

It was a nice weather weekend in Pittsburgh (about 60 degrees) so I took my R/T put to my brothers' kids birthday party. My wife and one daughter are gluten free so she asked if I could stop at Chipotle and get them lunch on my way up to the party. I parked in the lot and walked in the restaurant. As I was in line I noticed a guy getting out of his Porsche and looking at the driver side of his car. He parked directly behind me across the lot so our back bumpers were towards each other. He then gets back in his nice shiny black Porsche (911 model, maybe a five years old) and moves it about three inches to the left so that his drivers side wheel is on the line and slightly over it of the spot next to him, which happens to be a handicapped spot. He gets out again and looks at his tires to see if he can move over more and encroach on the handicap spot. As he is studying his parking position and if he is free from the dreaded door ding I walk out with my wife's food. I go to my R/T and decide to play with his OCD. I put my R/T in reverse and instead of cutting it to the right to back out of my spot, I decided to go straight back and get a few inches away from his back bumper with my back bumper. I get about a foot away and he starts screaming 'ho, what the F---, man, ho!' He said a few other words that I really could not hear over my exhaust as I pretended not to notice and laughed. Off I go and received my 'Dick of the Day' ribbon...

 

[mmissile]

Agreed. None of my cars have door-dings. Ya have to work at keeping them that way.

 

[the mississippi madman]

That's still no reason to park like a dick and take a handicap spot, street justice will be served

 

[khryslerkid]

Whos bumper sticker was on the Porsche? Never mind, not the political thread!

 

[MOPOWER871]

 

[Cranky]

I've had people go out of their way to get close to my nearly perfect junk only to cringe when I do a static burnout before leaving Now a days the nice junk doesn't go into regular parking lots too much (because I don't have nice junk anymore) but I try to find the nice stuff like Big Mexican Women (BMW) and Porkers (Porsches) with my beater 95 Dakota Yard Cart Hey, I like all cars but it's the drivers of those cars that mostly give me problems. Hey, anyone ever power shifted a modified Boxster? Those damn things have pretty good shifters in them!

 

[YY1]

It's OK to take 2 spots but they have to be in the row behind the last row that has cars in it.

 

[1969CoronetR/T]

He was one of those, I drive a Porsche so I am better than you, type of guys.

 

[YY1]

Sometimes it's fun to see the sheer terror reaction, and then wonder if they ever realize that you were screwing with them. I doubt it, though. Usually too dense.

 

[GetX'd]

Pretty funny- Jokes on him. Although I have to admit I'll go to great lengths in parking the gtx so I don't get dings. But for me it mostly means parking a long ways from anyone else and walking the distance. That way I don't inconvenience anyone and don't get the inevitable dings either.

 

[MarPar]

Big Mexican Women (BMW)

I like Bavarian Manure Wagon too lol

 

[Cornpatch MO]

Pretty funny- Jokes on him. Although I have to admit I'll go to great lengths in parking the gtx so I don't get dings. But for me it mostly means parking a long ways from anyone else and walking the distance. That way I don't inconvenience anyone and don't get the inevitable dings either.

I do that too, and sure as heck, some *** will still park beside me...........................MO

 

[GetX'd]

I do that too, and sure as heck, some *** will still park beside me...........................MO

Strange as it may seem - I find the same thing. You can park a 100 yards from the business you're going to and some idiot will feel a kinship and park beside you for some reason. Never understood that......

 

[kiwigtx]

Strange as it may seem - I find the same thing. You can park a 100 yards from the business you're going to and some idiot will feel a kinship and park beside you for some reason. Never understood that......

Or you get what happened to my GTX about 12-13 years ago at the start of a summer cruise day out with the car club. I, like everyone else gave myself a generous extra 1/3 of a space between myself and the next - perfectly acceptable outside a Liquor store (King Dick's to be precise) on a Sunday morning. Well....not enough as it seems. The dopey old fu**head with a '67 Mustang who parked next to me also had a dodgy leg (apparently) and as he opened his door, it lurched towards my rear right quarter panel - you know...the one that's about 9 feet long and the sweetest looking piece of tin on a '70 B-Body Plymouth. Yep, - doink - put a quarter sized ding in my panel - half way along and half way up. Asshole!! What made it worse was that he didn't say a thing about it. It was only when I saw what looked like a feather stuck to my car that someone else spoke up and said his wife had seen the whole thing.
Long story short - he denied doing it, he was seen doing it, and he claimed poverty to pay for the repairs - which ended up being close to $1,000 at mates rates. Some ******** member of the Club (who is a well known panelbeater come Loss Adjuster now) suggested it was less than $200 to fix. Well, that explains a lot of the shitty jobs he turned out over a 40+ year career of bashing panels on cars for a crust.
Pissed...me ???? Nah...I got over it - about 3 minutes after writing the story above.

 

[polywideblock]

this is how to park when you don't want door dings

 

[super-bee_ski]

I personally think you should have showed him what a 440 could do!
You should have "Lit em' up"

 

[J5 GTX]

I do that too, and sure as heck, some *** will still park beside me...........................MO

My brother and i went to eat at a local restaurant. We each drove our own cars. Nothing special. Just our daily driver, modernish cars. We parked two rows away from everybody else. With one space between our cars. You guessed it. When we got back to our cars, someone had parked between us.

 

[Bb70charger500]

I stopped leaving my car alone in any parking lot ,shows I'm good everyone there is respectful. but anywhere else I sit with it and protect it. you be surprise how respectful people get when a built 300lb guy is standing there when they open the doors !
I had one ,one time I was at a cvs this punk kid wiped his door open into my 3 week old new car he was of course in a 25 year old p.o.s. I was in the car and I confronted him he acted like he spoke no English! OK I was already fuming from something else that day he just pushed it over the edge! I took out my hammer from my trunk and busted out all of his windows he came out cussing and screaming at me (in English of course) I told him , me no hobla esponyol . he threatened to call the cops I said go for it your the one you left the seen of an accident! he got pissed and left!
don't f with me when I'm pissed
I'm on mood pills now if anyone was wondering!

 

[kiwigtx]

I like Bavarian Manure Wagon too lol

Blow My Wiener

 

[GITEX]