Some funny Christmas "one liners"...

[super-bee_ski]

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

 

[GITEX]

I got a million of um......

 

[Kern Dog]

I got a million of um......

Yet it has been over 30 hours and you have yet to post any....

 

[GITEX]

Just a reference to Jimmy Durante

 

[GITEX]

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

 

[conv67bdere]

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Hell . . . I've looked at my X and wondered time and time again Y I ever got involved with her . . . sheeeesh . . .

 

[GITEX]

 

[GITEX]

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

 

[GITEX]

Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.

 

[GITEX]

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

 

[snakeyes]

last time you posted one liners ski look what happened

 

[Brandy]

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

That's awful/...

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[BadBee]

When Chineese woman fly upside down she fly with CRACK UP!!

 

[kiwigtx]

When Chineese woman fly upside down she fly with CRACK UP!!

Same woman who cooks potatoes and peas in same pot, very unhygienic.

 

[hawkeye]

 

[Ranger16]

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

And along that same line, I'm sure you know why brides always smile while walking down the isle.
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Because she knows she's given her last blow job.

 

[super-bee_ski]

last time you posted one liners ski look what happened

I'm out of the one liners guys...
I recently received in the mail a invitation from the OLGBTQ community

Uh huh?
Wonder who that was.....
Thanks guys