Dating on the internet

[khryslerkid]

Old Farts can't trust farts anymore!

 

[hawkeye]

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[khryslerkid]

 

[PRND21]

Old Farts can't trust farts anymore!

I'm more of an old shart than an old fart anymore.

 

[Runner 68]

RIP George, RIP.
Was in a particular funky mood today and that clip just made it do a 180.
Thanks Kid.

 

[kiwigtx]

Especially a bunch of old farts sitting around talking about farts.
Highlight of my day when I let a big one fly. I have been known to chase dogs out of the room with a good one.

Nice one.

 

[khryslerkid]

Here's one RC can appreciate

 

[mopar 3 B]

Old Farts can't trust farts anymore!

You got that one right. May end up with more than you counted on.

 

[Kern Dog]

Internet dating = Losers {snowflakes}
that can't find a date {an actual woman} out in the real world
get off the damn computer or cellphone & actually talk to them...

Maybe guys that live in bars or church may meet lots of women. I don't drink and don't go to church. I work with all men. I met my wife online, dated for 3 years and have been married for over 14 years. It isn't just for losers. It greatly expands the amount of people you can meet.. That in itself can be a problem though. With a seemingly endless stream of candidates, it can be hard to choose.

 

[mopar 3 B]

Use to be a good way to clear a packed isle while shopping at Christmas time.

 

[MOPOWER871]

 

[polywideblock]

I like to fart in a queue and then turn around and glare at the person behind me

 

[Darthomas]

Kiwis are a step above.
I know the difference, don't you forget it.

Gotcha. I do know see the difference.
Kiwis are the GTX to the RR Ozguys.
But luva both , 'cuz I'm poor rich white trash like Woloomaloo.

 

[Darthomas]

The damn sky is purple in Wellington!
Kiwis are like the Professor on Gilligan's Island. Crazy as any Ozman, but always just one notch more professional about their presentation.

 

[Darthomas]

More than once has this phone quoted and reposted something I did not choose.
Thanks for the a-lert.
America needs more lerts.

 

[polywideblock]

now hang on a minute here ,before we start talking about how classy kiwi's are I have a kiwi mate who sniffs bar stools

 

[GetX'd]

As long as they had the right inhabitants what's wrong with that....? I sniff bicycle seats - but I've seen the ladies that ride them....

 

[polywideblock]

its entertaining that's for sure ,especially when he gets caught

 

[kiwigtx]

Remember back to the 80's when one of our legendary Prime Minister's was heard to comment about the mass exodus of Kiwi's for a 'better' life in Australia......."It will increase the IQ of both Nations."

 

[kiwigtx]

....wait for it.........