My new neighbor

[Auggie56]

She is single and lives right across the road. I can see her place from my deck.
I watched as she got home from work this evening and was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, go drinking, and dancing night long!
Are you busy tonight?" I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

 

[not so famous bob]

She is single and lives right across the road. I can see her place from my deck.
I watched as she got home from work this evening and was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, go drinking, and dancing night long!
Are you busy tonight?" I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

LOL, got me , thot u had it made !

 

[kiwigtx]

I had some refugees move in next door a while back, so I gave them a house-warming. Bloody Cops are calling it arson.

 

[oldbee]

LMAO----

 

[dan juhasz]

Lol

 

[luvthyapril]

Yea it sucks getting old problem is you still feel 30 something but look like a perv.

 

[polywideblock]

only if you get caught

 

[GetX'd]

The question is did you take the dog...? Probably not as good of a lay aye

 

[Lighthorseman]

New neighbours came over the other day asking if I could help out with the recent flooding in the Middle East.

"Sorry," I said, "my hose only reaches the end of the driveway."

 

[Kern Dog]

LOL, got me , thot u had it made !

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Thot ???

 

[Cornpatch MO]

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Thot ???

Them damn ough is just a waste of letters. We can get along fine without them. ..............MO

 

[kiwigtx]

Them damn ough is just a waste of letters. We can get along fine without them. ..............MO

Might have been baiting up for a twat to come along.