An Irishman's first drink with his son

[bm02tj]

An Irishman's first drink with his son

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.

I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky. He wouldn't even smell it.

What could I do but drink it!

By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so ****-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!!!

 

[moparcrazy]

 

[MarPar]

 

[super-bee_ski]

Good joke!
Remember:
"If it wasn't for Alcohol, the Irish would rule the world...."
(I'm half Irish)

 

[GetX'd]

If it wasn’t for achohol the Irish would die of dehydration........

 

[ws23jrt]

Good joke!
Remember:
"If it wasn't for Alcohol, the Irish would rule the world...."
(I'm half Irish)

Me too. My dad was Irish and my mother was Scottish. Cheers

 

[Kern Dog]

Don't ever count on a Irishman to be a liver donor.
(It is okay, I am Irish)

 

[BDF6]

I'm only 1/8th Irish. So I quit drinking.

 

[GetX'd]

Yeah I’m only a 1/4 Irish and couldn’t handle my liquor so I quit drinking too...

 

[Kern Dog]

I never got good at it.

 

[not so famous bob]

I never got good at it.

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[SoCal440GTX]

My favorite Irish joke:

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.