TEXT TO NEIGHBOR

[Auggie56]

"Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I have been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face, but I am at least telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but I know that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can no longer live with the guilt and hope that you will accept my sincerest apology and forgive me. It won’t happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.

Regards, Alan"





NEIGHBOR’S RESPONSE



Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed then grabbed his gun and shot his neighbor Alan dead. He returned home, poured himself a stiff drink, and sat down on the sofa. Fred took out his phone where he saw a second message from Alan.





SECOND MESSAGE

"Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door, again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect that you figured it out and noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” That’s today’s technology for you, hey.



Regards, Alan"

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

LOL!

 

[Moparstyle]

"Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I have been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face, but I am at least telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but I know that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can no longer live with the guilt and hope that you will accept my sincerest apology and forgive me. It won’t happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.

Regards, Alan"


Lmao that’s funny as hell


NEIGHBOR’S RESPONSE



Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed then grabbed his gun and shot his neighbor Alan dead. He returned home, poured himself a stiff drink, and sat down on the sofa. Fred took out his phone where he saw a second message from Alan.





SECOND MESSAGE

"Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door, again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect that you figured it out and noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” That’s today’s technology for you, hey.



Regards, Alan"

 

[Moparstyle]

 

[gkent]

Anywhere else in the world and the neighbour would only have a black eye and broken nose. But once again, in the greatest country in the world, someone dies pointlessly because of some ridiculous amendment. Good joke by the way.

 

[Bb70charger500]

That's funny it didn't say it was in the greatest country in the world! Yet you imply anyways !

 

[1967coronet440]

Anywhere else in the world and the neighbour would only have a black eye and broken nose. But once again, in the greatest country in the world, someone dies pointlessly because of some ridiculous amendment. Good joke by the way.

Keep your dumbass comments to yourself

 

[1967coronet440]

That's funny it didn't say it was in the greatest country in the world! Yet you imply anyways !

The guys a moron, shits on the US any chance he gets.

 

[kiwigtx]

Anywhere else in the world and the neighbour would only have a black eye and broken nose. But once again, in the greatest country in the world, someone dies pointlessly because of some ridiculous amendment. Good joke by the way.

I liked the joke.

 

[Brandy]

Every time I hear about some *** disparaging the 2nd Amendment I just have to wonder what the hell they would say or do if the government decided to just take over and begin dictating instead of governing. Just who the hell do they think is going to stand up and fight back if all of the guns are gone and outlawed. The fact that we HAVE guns and they KNOW we would use them is a hell of a big deterrent because there's a hell of lot more of us than there are of them. And they KNOW it.

 

[not so famous bob]

Every time I hear about some *** disparaging the 2nd Amendment I just have to wonder what the hell they would say or do if the government decided to just take over and begin dictating instead of governing. Just who the hell do they think is going to stand up and fight back if all of the guns are gone and outlawed. The fact that we HAVE guns and they KNOW we would use them is a hell of a big deterrent because there's a hell of lot more of us than there are of them. And they KNOW it.

YEAH, BUT U AIN`T GOT THE TECHNOLOGY THAT`S OUT THERE NOW ! Small arms won`t mean much when sh-- hits the fan !

 

[BeeKool]

So if Fred had gone and Stabbed Alan to death or beaten him with a baseball bat, what would Stanton had said?
Something Ignorant I'm sure, it just may have taken a few more minutes.

 

[Brandy]

YEAH, BUT U AIN`T GOT THE TECHNOLOGY THAT`S OUT THERE NOW ! Small arms won`t mean much when sh-- hits the fan !

I agree to that, however, 300,000,000 guns in the hands of people who know how to use them and are pissed off will win over high tech if the fighters are willing.

"There are nearly three hundred million privately owned firearms in the United States: a hundred and six million handguns, a hundred and five million rifles, and eighty-three million shotguns. That works out to about one gun for every American."

I'd say our odds are better than even...

 

[Bb70charger500]

So if Fred had gone and Stabbed Alan to death or beaten him with a baseball bat, what would Stanton had said?
Something Ignorant I'm sure, it just may have taken a few more minutes.

No ! That stuff is OK to everyone only guns kill people not anything else ! He could of ran him over with the car too that's OK !