My buddy Cliff aka 'mowpar' was accosted today by an 'Independent Woman' in front of a bunch of customers, and friend at his workshop today. Cliff was so horrified at her audacity that he couldn't wait to tell me what happened.
Apparently this 'woman' started ranting and raving about the poor quality Bosch wiper blades that Cliff had fitted some time ago. She says she got caught in a heavy rain downpour and couldn't see where she was going. Now, being a school teacher, you would think she could tell the story correctly. Cliff pointed out that in all his years of fitting Bosch blades, that he had never had a customer complain about their quality. I am one of his customers, and he uses the Bosch brand exclusively. Upon inspection of the car, Cliff pointed out the heavy build-up of bee excrement and sap plus general dirt and crud, along with a multitude of scratches.
This woman then started on about getting the car serviced and having an oil change done. Cliff was having none of this, and she pointed out that her 'ex-husband' gave her advice on where to get the car serviced. She had been told to go to the local Toyota Service Centre and have the work done. Cliff wished her luck with that, and said not to be surprised by a $600 bill for an oil change. She disputed the $600, and then said she could do it herself, being an independent woman and all......
She then turns to Cliff's Trainee Caleb, and cracks this one out at him - "You know.......men love it when they feel like women need them to do stuff like this"
Caleb quick as a flash replied "I got rid of my last girlfriend because of all that ****."
Cliff then pointed out that he had observed the local kids saunter past his workshop for many years now, and he had noticed something. He said about the advent of the Man-Bun and all these stupid fashion statements...and said that "The boys are now girls, and the girls have become boys." and followed with "It's fanny (pussy) licking lesbians like you who have ruined society"
With that she got in her car and left.
I'll point out that Cliff doesn't normally get all riled up like that, but she started it and she pushed a few buttons.
Apparently this 'woman' started ranting and raving about the poor quality Bosch wiper blades that Cliff had fitted some time ago. She says she got caught in a heavy rain downpour and couldn't see where she was going. Now, being a school teacher, you would think she could tell the story correctly. Cliff pointed out that in all his years of fitting Bosch blades, that he had never had a customer complain about their quality. I am one of his customers, and he uses the Bosch brand exclusively. Upon inspection of the car, Cliff pointed out the heavy build-up of bee excrement and sap plus general dirt and crud, along with a multitude of scratches.
This woman then started on about getting the car serviced and having an oil change done. Cliff was having none of this, and she pointed out that her 'ex-husband' gave her advice on where to get the car serviced. She had been told to go to the local Toyota Service Centre and have the work done. Cliff wished her luck with that, and said not to be surprised by a $600 bill for an oil change. She disputed the $600, and then said she could do it herself, being an independent woman and all......
She then turns to Cliff's Trainee Caleb, and cracks this one out at him - "You know.......men love it when they feel like women need them to do stuff like this"
Caleb quick as a flash replied "I got rid of my last girlfriend because of all that ****."
Cliff then pointed out that he had observed the local kids saunter past his workshop for many years now, and he had noticed something. He said about the advent of the Man-Bun and all these stupid fashion statements...and said that "The boys are now girls, and the girls have become boys." and followed with "It's fanny (pussy) licking lesbians like you who have ruined society"
With that she got in her car and left.
I'll point out that Cliff doesn't normally get all riled up like that, but she started it and she pushed a few buttons.
