Vaginal tuck

[cryplydog]

when I was a younger man I had a 1969 ford van with auto, ac, and a v-8 with ansen sprints and curtains. anyhow I would take my little blonde girlfriend parking and I would spank her bare *** and she kinda liked it so I reached out the window and unscrewed the antenna and gave her some smart licks with it too, well the night went on and I took her home but the next day she went to the doctor to get some lotion for the irritation on her butt and the doctor asked what had caused the unusual stripes on her butt and she told him the story and he replied that this was the first case of vanariel disease he had ever seen.

 

[toolmanmike]

I now only buy camouflaged condoms so they can't see you cumming. Before that I always used my condoms over and over, she said I was a cheap ******.

To re use a condom just turn it inside out and shake the fuuk out of it.

 

[Kern Dog]

I knew a guy that took the RIBBED rubbers and turned them INSIDE out so they were ribbed for HIS pleasure.

 

[kiwigtx]

I knew a guy that took the RIBBED rubbers and turned them INSIDE out so they were ribbed for HIS pleasure.

Did you know that homo's use the ribbed condoms? Apparently they get better traction in the mud.

 

[iraqivet01]

A guy was water skiing Ang got run over by another boat which severed his arm off.
They fished the skier and arm out of the water and was rushing them to the hospital.
One truck that had the arm in it had to stop and get some ice to put in the cooler which held the limb.
When the guy came out of the store he found the cooler was stolen and he immediately summoned the local police.
Luckily the police caught the guy just down the road.
They charged him with armed robbery!!!

 

[chtampa]

Got undressed after a date and she looked down and said "Who you going to satisfy with that?" I said "Me".

 

[toolmanmike]

Did you know that homo's use the ribbed condoms? Apparently they get better traction in the mud.

Ewwwwwwww