Anyone ever work for the census bureau?

[Cranky]

Just filled out an application.....not holding my breath lol

 

[dla4567]

My wife did once going door to door counting people. It was a temporary job.
A lot of people don’t like being counted. (Or anything that has to do with government.)

 

[dadsbee]

Have you checked the statistics on getting such job Cranky ?? !!

 

[440Coronet500]

My wife worked for the census, as stated temporary work. People didn't much like someone from the "govment" showing up at there doorstep. Not to mention how many times she was almost attacked by dogs! She would never do it again, good luck! 440'

 

[Ron H]

When I think about government agencies, state, fed, local, it never elicits happy thoughts or any feeling of customer satisfaction even though these people's wages come from our wallets...

 

[chtampa]

Perfect job reference would be if you are a Jehovah's Witness.

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Cranky]

Thinking I'm more interested in seeing if they will even contact me. Heck I even filled out the 'office' worker part

 

[kiwigtx]

Thinking I'm more interested in seeing if they will even contact me. Heck I even filled out the 'office' worker part

Did you ask if you're allowed to 'carry' while on duty?

 

[33 IMP]

Don't you have to be a bilingual one-legged gay black vegan woman midget to get a job with the feds?

 

[kiwigtx]

Don't you have to be a one-legged gay black woman midget to get a job with the feds?

You forgot vegan.

 

[33 IMP]

I can edit that in!

Forgot bilingual too. (Gotta speak spanish and chinese)

 

[5.7 hemi]

Also illegal!

 

[440Coronet500]

Also illegal!

They don't like to be counted! 440'

 

[5.7 hemi]

Ya, I was just trying to be sarcastic.

 

[33 IMP]

They don't like to be counted! 440'

The census wants to count the illegals so they can be fairly represented.
Can somebody explain why they should be "represented"?

 

[Budnicks]

I got a card in the Mail inviting me to be a census taker/"worker"
along with the same day I got my Jury Duty summons

I think I'd rather do jury duty for the umpteenth time
like 4 times in 10 years, I'd rather do the 5th
than door to door pissing people off...

especially in todays world of inner-shitty Losers & nutcases

 

[GetX'd]

What kind of job Cranky? Or is it just potluck? Job may pay big bucks with a pension, health benefits and all - working the government.....lol

 

[BeepBeepRR]

I got a card in the Mail inviting me to be a census taker/"worker"
along with the same day I got my Jury Duty summons

This probably coincided with having your license renewed. Happened to me.

 

[kiwigtx]

What kind of job Cranky? Or is it just potluck? Job may pay big bucks with a pension, health benefits and all - working the government.....lol

Yeah...and if @Cranky needs a Reference to go with his CV....I can knock something up for him.