Attention all you Florida crackers

[Richard Cranium]

No more hot monkey love for you!


Wild monkeys with deadly strain of herpes are spreading across Florida, wildlife group warns



https://www.yahoo.com/news/wild-monkeys-deadly-strain-herpes-192713174.html

 

[Brandy]

" Monkey love..." sung to the tune of :Muskrat love.

 

[Andew Sury]

Close as I can tell, if I don't **** any monkeys, or get fucked, all is good.

 

[Bb70charger500]

I've lived here 31 years I've never seen a wild monkey nor screwed one!
But since your concerned I'll bag it before I tag it !

 

[FJ6AAR]

There is area in FL that a Hurricane let them escape and they have been expanding ever since. I think that is why they are there. Just been told that.

 

[chtampa]

I believe a Northerner gave it to them before they arrived.

 

[BB BELLA]

not a northerner, we like chipmonks,not jungle monkeys!

 

[WileE]

Ohhh... I thought this was about Saltines... or Graham....

 

[WP29440SE]

that's a direct jab at me AND my monkey, I am appalled at that racist statement. I am thoroughly offended

 

[chtampa]

Our native monkeys are kept in trunks.

 

[WileE]

Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey.

 

[chargervert]

What the HE double hockey sticks is going on down there! First there's a mass gonareaha out break in the villages, now you got monkeys with sore junk! No monkey glove,no monkey love!

 

[Cranky]

 

[Aarons Air]

not a northerner, we like chipmonks,not jungle monkeys!

Cougars too

 

[chargervert]

That would explain what happened to the king of pop! No blowing bubbles! Lol

 

[rumblefish360]

I believe a Northerner gave it to them before they arrived.

Now that’s just fucked up.

 

[Richard Cranium]

That would explain what happened to the king of pop! No blowing bubbles! Lol

For those who don't get it....

 

[rumblefish360]

Ahhhh, POP King Mike and his pal Bubbles.
I thought that was one of the weirdest things.

 

[Aarons Air]

Ahhhh, POP King Mike and his pal Bubbles.
I thought that was one of the weirdest things.

Wearing one glove, and singin, beat it, was weird too !

 

[Cranky]

Never ever liked that guy.....