A gift from my wife.

[coronet68mx]

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Like this ^^^^

Disclaimer - You might need a bigger dog.

Or a less lazy one ... 2 min ago pic

 

[Ranger16]

I told her I really want some electric tools

Did you check them for a battery pack or a female receptacle to plug them in?

 

[coronet68mx]

Did you check them for a battery pack or a female receptacle to plug them in?

Noup

 

[66383]

I think you're supposed to wear them to bed.. doesn't it say Fair Game on them!! LOL

I think that's ferragammo.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

I thought you liked your dog.... Now your gonna throw him under the bus?? He'll wind up in the dog house... If he's lucky... If not??? Well I don't even want to think what could happen...

 

[Slap Stick]

I can think of an orifice for them....

Somebody needs to put on their man pants and be honest.

 

[Durandal25]

......lol, she served you up a cold one there sir......maybe a jacket next time?

 

[MarPar]

Aye Guey!



The truth will set you free Mi Amigaso!

 

[coronet68mx]

I can think of an orifice for them....

Somebody needs to put on their man pants and be honest.

......lol, she served you up a cold one there sir......maybe a jacket next time?
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Aye Guey!

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The truth will set you free Mi Amigaso!

How many of you haven't told your wife a white lie? ... , yesterday, she ask me again about the sandals and i told her that am gonna use them, she understand it and end of the discussion, I wear the pants in my house but, happy wife = happy life, I feel that she feels bad about our canceled trip, so she wants to please me, besides this little lie is not going to doomed me to hell.

 

[khryslerkid]

I wear the pants in my house

... I do the laundry, the cooking, the dishes and the cleaning the way I want to!

 

[coronet68mx]

... I do the laundry, the cooking, the dishes and the cleaning the way I want to!

And so am I my brother

 

[chtampa]

If she works, show up with those sandals, a shirt with holes in it , not shaven, black tall socks and the ugliest plaid skater shorts you can find.

 

[khryslerkid]

If she works, show up with those sandals, a shirt with holes in it , not shaven, black tall socks and the ugliest plaid skater shorts you can find.

Like this...

 

[coronet68mx]

Like this...
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[coronet68mx]

If she works, show up with those sandals, a shirt with holes in it , not shaven, black tall socks and the ugliest plaid skater shorts you can find.

Even better , as grease monkey wearing the ferragamo sandals covered in grease

 

[MarPar]

Just wear em with black, shin-high socks...she'll tell you to never wear them again!

 

[mobileparts]

Look at the bright side -- you got a gift for your birthday from your wife....
One a month, I get a gift from my wife. She says,
"Honey, I am in the mood !!!!!"
When I climb the stairs from my man cave (lesbian porno for the last half hour to get in the mood !!!!),
She tells me,
"It is that time of the month, though..."

Oh well, maybe next month......

 

[Charger Dana]

You got the greatest gift ever, and should tell her:

“THIS IS WHAT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED! Blow Job Sandals! I’ll put them on right now!”

 

[Cranky]

My wife gave me the best gift a man could ever have.....well at least for me......

 

[chtampa]

Look at the bright side -- you got a gift for your birthday from your wife....
One a month, I get a gift from my wife. She says,
"Honey, I am in the mood !!!!!"
When I climb the stairs from my man cave (lesbian porno for the last half hour to get in the mood !!!!),
She tells me,
"It is that time of the month, though..."

Oh well, maybe next month......

That is why you share a shower.