I'm not happy!

[chargervert]

This one is for Kern Dog!
A guy is approaching a traffic light and he gets distracted. He brakes too late,and hits the car that is already stopped at the light.whenthe smoke clears,he sees the car door open on the car he hit,and a midget steps out of the car wailing his arms,he screams at the guy who hit him, saying, I'm not happy, so the guy replies, ok then which one are you! Lol

That should make KD laugh, the man has a real thing for midgets!

 

[Ranger16]

 

[oldbee]

C'mon, KD is focused!! Made me clean up my typing!

 

[Aeronet]

He didn't like my April Fools joke. When will I learn?

 

[Kern Dog]

He didn't like my April Fools joke. When will I learn?

Hey...Jokes can be hard to relay through the written form.
Much of my humor is the type that has to be done in person to get the whole effect.
Midgets.....
I find them to be strange, creepy and interesting.

Never sexy.....I am strange but I'm not a freak.

 

[Aeronet]

A Leprechauness eating Lucky Charms, and...I don't know.

 

[chargervert]

I don't know, I can see Kern wanting to be alone with the lucky charms girl! He's always after their lucky charms! Lol! He may come up short!Lol! Even funnier than that, when I was spelling out the word, charms,Charger came up until I hit the"M" key!

 

[Kern Dog]

There are a few things that are a general turnoff for me.
Tall women.
Tattoos.
Big asses.
Hmmm...Maybe the blonde midget ain't so bad in that picture.

 

[kiwigtx]

The trouble with midgets is that they are always sticking their noses into other people's business.

 

[Kern Dog]

Wee man !

 

[Runner 68]

Hey...Jokes can be hard to relay through the written form.
Much of my humor is the type that has to be done in person to get the whole effect.
Midgets.....
I find them to be strange, creepy and interesting.
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Never sexy.....I am strange but I'm not a freak.

That's some crazy **** there KD.
Where the hell do you find this crap?
The blonde midget could saddle up, grab her around the waist, and well, you can imagine the rest.

 

[dadsbee]

He has a subscription...

 

[Kern Dog]

That's some crazy **** there KD.
Where the hell do you find this crap?

I have an eye for the strange things.

 

[Durandal25]

I have an eye for the strange things.

...ya kind of do, but....****.....that was hilarious.

 

[Moparfiend]

The trouble with midgets is that they are always sticking their noses into other people's business.

Hey give em a break it’s not like they have a choice .....