Ranch Salad Dressing On Pizza? Whatta yu nuts?

[Wojo68]

St. Peter won’t let you in if word gets out.

Not the first time I’ve heard that

 

[gkent]

In Ontario you have to put something on the pizza to give it flavor - otherwise you may as well eat the cardboard box.

In Quebec the sauce goes on and then a good handful of shaved pepperoni. If there's any sauce or crust showing under the meat they toss more on. In Ontario the pepperoni goes on last - so when you complain that you ordered pepperoni they can point at the dime-sized slice and say "there it is" !!

 

[gkent]

And ketchup on a hotdog should be punishable by death !!

 

[GetX'd]

I’m definitely a red sauce on the pizza kind of guy. Love it NY style. But on hotdogs ketchup is fair game. That a little mustard and some onions.

 

[Moparfiend]

I also like BLT and Cheeseburger pizza! To the purists that's sacrilegious, but to each his own! 440'

You obviously suffer from schizophrenia. See a doctor to get yourself straightened out.

 

[Moparfiend]

And ketchup on a hotdog should be punishable by death !!

Spoken like a true believer like a Templar knight!

 

[Moparfiend]

I’m definitely a red sauce on the pizza kind of guy. Love it NY style. But on hotdogs ketchup is fair game. That a little mustard and some onions.

Your righteousness is only half way there. Re-evaluation of your hot dog sins is needed before your deeds can be righted.

 

[moparedtn]

I'm loving this thread! Excellent, Feind!

Oh by the way, straight traditionalist on pizza here - NY style best, all the way.
Possible sins to confess, however:
I'll admit a liking to the sauce from (ahem) Little Caesars and Pizza Hut, too.

Re: hot dogs
Again, traditionalist - mustard, onion and *shock* hot dog sauce (NOT "chili" - although
similar, they are NOT the same). On fancy days, toss some diced onion on top, too - and
if you wanna just toss crazy money around, top it all with shredded sharp cheddar.

 

[funknut]

I love NY style pizza (red sauce, pepperoni, sausage, onions, cheese...yum!) but I came up on St. Louis style thin crust pizza and have it every time I’m back there. Too many good childhood memories for anything to knock it out of first place.

 

[Moparfiend]

I'm loving this thread! Excellent, Feind!

Oh by the way, straight traditionalist on pizza here - NY style best, all the way.
Possible sins to confess, however:
I'll admit a liking to the sauce from (ahem) Little Caesars and Pizza Hut, too.

Re: hot dogs
Again, traditionalist - mustard, onion and *shock* hot dog sauce (NOT "chili" - although
similar, they are NOT the same). On fancy days, toss some diced onion on top, too - and
if you wanna just toss crazy money around, top it all with shredded sharp cheddar.

While Cesar was a Roman, Little Cesar was a product of inbreeding which is obviously a sin. This can not be overlooked along with any sauce derived in a hut of any sorts.

Was with you on the hot dogs until you said cheese. This is obviously a conspiracy from Wisconsin. Conspiracies are are used by heretics and we all know how that stands.

Your on the right track but your deviations can not be overlooked. Mend your ways.....

 

[Moparfiend]

I love NY style pizza (red sauce, pepperoni, sausage, onions, cheese...yum!) but I came up on St. Louis style thin crust pizza and have it every time I’m back there. Too many good childhood memories for anything to knock it out of first place.

Are you hiding your sins for not telling us what Saint Louis pizza actually is? I doubt very much that it is acceptable even though it may be kosher.

 

[moparedtn]

While Cesar was a Roman, Little Cesar was a product of inbreeding which is obviously a sin. This can not be overlooked along with any sauce derived in a hut of any sorts.

Was with you on the hot dogs until you said cheese. This is obviously a conspiracy from Wisconsin. Conspiracies are are used by heretics and we all know how that stands.

Your on the right track but your deviations can not be overlooked. Mend your ways.....

*snicker*

 

[funknut]

Are you hiding your sins for not telling us what Saint Louis pizza actually is? I doubt very much that it is acceptable even though it may be kosher.

https://www.imospizza.com/

Some people call it a cracker-thin crust, and it is thin, but nobody would mistake it for a cracker, that’s for sure.

Everything else is the same as normal pizza, toppings, etc. but default cheese is provelone though my parents will always insist on mozzarella.

Another St. Louis sacrelidge is toasted ravioli. Breaded and fried meat ravioli. Healthy they are not but very tasty!

 

[bearman]

Pizza made with red sauce and sausage. Hot dog can only be done like the Chicago dog and make sure you get the celery salt on it.

 

[Moparfiend]

https://www.imospizza.com/

Some people call it a cracker-thin crust, and it is thin, but nobody would mistake it for a cracker, that’s for sure.

Everything else is the same as normal pizza, toppings, etc. but default cheese is provelone though my parents will always insist on mozzarella.

Another St. Louis sacrelidge is toasted ravioli. Breaded and fried meat ravioli. Healthy they are not but very tasty!

The Pontificus Maximus has approved IMO’s as a legitimate source of holy pie. His blessings are upon you. He said himself “taint nuthin wrong with a thin pie or Provolone cheese”. He had no negative comments on toasted ravioli other than if you get some you better have some Ted Drews concretes afterwards.

 

[Moparfiend]

Pizza made with red sauce and sausage. Hot dog can only be done like the Chicago dog and make sure you get the celery salt on it.

Your desires are pure and thus you may now be removed from the list of celibacy.

 

[funknut]

The Pontificus Maximus has approved IMO’s as a legitimate source of holy pie. His blessings are upon you. He said himself “taint nuthin wrong with a thin pie or Provolone cheese”. He had no negative comments on toasted ravioli other than if you get some you better have some Ted Drews concretes afterwards.

If you know Ted Drewes then you are preaching the gospel for sure!

 

[Moparfiend]

If you know Ted Drewes then you are preaching the gospel for sure!

I know both Ted Drewes and toasted ravioli good stuff! Would never presume to preach to anyone on any forum lol

 

[hanks73340]

Ketchup makes everything better!........

 

[Moparfiend]

Ketchup makes everything better!........

Um ketchup on pizza your obviously only 8 years old and don’t know better. Ketchup on a hot dog your obviously only 8 years old and probably have your mother cut it up in bite size pieces without the bun and a bowl of ketchup. It is obviously not your fault but your parents poor raising......sins on them.

 

[hanks73340]

Um ketchup on pizza your obviously only 8 years old and don’t know better. Ketchup on a hot dog your obviously only 8 years old and probably have your mother cut it up in bite size pieces without the bun and a bowl of ketchup. It is obviously not your fault but your parents poor raising......sins on them.

It drives my wife crazy when she sees me grabbing the ketchup bottle.....